Bar Refaeli is Sexy. Aerosmith is Not.

12:04 PM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Okay, so if you ever needed a reason to become a famous musician, you might want to take a look at these pictures of Supermodel Bar Refaeli in her lingerie, doing a photoshoot with Aerosmith for Victoria's Secret. Yeah. Actually, you could probably be anything famous, but it seems like the models generally prefer musicians. Of course, Bar Refaeli is dating Leonardo DiCaprio, so you might want to take a look at acting, as well. Or maybe just get really, really, really rich. That should do it. Easy.

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Bar Refaeli Victoria Secret Lingerie Video with Aerosmith

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Michael Jackson is Dead

07:38 PM, Filed under: Home \ Music

CNN has confirmed that Michael Jackson is dead. The singer died after suffering a heart attack, and slipping into a coma. Jackson was 50 years old. No doubt one of the greatest singers and performers of all time, despite his recent troubles, Michael Jackson will forever be one of the greatest, and the King of Pop.

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Heidi Montag is Sorry for Her Crappy Video

01:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

I wasn't going to post Heidi Montag's new music video for her "song," Overdosin', because I fucking hate her, and her "music" is shit. She sucks, and all things connected to her suck. Including her fake tits, fake nose, fake lips, and fake boyfriend.

That being said, it turns out she's even more retarded than everyone thought, since she actually uploaded the wrong video to YouTube. That's right, the only reason I'm writing about her crappy video is so that you can laugh at it (even more than you would have originally laughed at it). Shit, she can't even lip-sync properly in a music video.

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Heidi Montag Overdosin' Music Video

Lots more pictures of Heidi Montag looking like a slutty version of a 1980s Barbie Doll (but more plastic), after the jump.

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Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

11:48 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least half. At Jessica Simpson's first live Country performance, opening for Sara Evans (yes, Jessica isn't even a headline act anymore), Simpson was booed by half the crowd, while the other half clapped, reports Us magazine. Obviously, the people who were clapping were high. Still, at least Jessica looked hot, in her obligatory Daisy Duke shorts. The girl's a walking cliché, but I like it.

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Hayden Panettiere "Wake Up Call" Music Video

02:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Yes, that's right, Hayden Panettiere is the latest actress to try and cross over into the music world, and the results are pretty much what you'd expect: Over-produced pop pablum, that you'll forget seconds after listening. But at least Hayden looks good in the music video for "Wake Up Call," and shows off her thong underwear. After all, that's all that matters, right?

It certainly doesn't matters that the lyrics of the song are all about how she's going to cheat on her boyfriend to make him pay attention to her. Except that the only people who will actually listen to this song are the pre-pubescent girls who are actually impressionable enough to think that's healthy relationship behaviour.

Update: Turns out this whole thing is basically just an extended ad for Candie's, the fashion label that Hayden is the face of. Yay capitalism!

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Hayden Panettiere "Wake Up Call" Music Video

And here are some pictures of Hayden showing off what cleavage she has at some event that was held the other night. Does it really matter what event it was?

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Heidi Montag and Britney Spears Make Sweet... Music?

10:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Hey, wanna hear something really sad, and pathetic? Then take a listen to this new song featuring Britney Spears and Heidi Montag, called "Dramatic." Yes, that's right, the two most ridiculous figures in the "music" industry have joined forces in what can only be an attempt at mutual career suicide. Granted, Britney's career was over long, long ago, and Heidi Montag's music career has only ever existed in her own warped mind.

So, you feel like listening to just about the worst song ever recorded in the history of the Universe? You know you do. Oh, and don't forget about Heidi Montag's bikini music video, either. That one's a real gem.

Listen to the Song:

Britney Spears and Heidi Montag "Dramatic"

And here are some Heidi Montag pictures, because as much as she continues to become more and more plastic, at least she's not Britney Spears.

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Rihanna is So Hot She Will Melt Your Brains

10:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

So, I'm pretty excited for the Kanye West tour to come to town. Not because of Kanye West, though. Sure, he puts on a good show, but he's also a douchebag. No, I'm much more excited to see Rihanna as the opening act, because if she wears that outfit, I can die a happy man.

Now, I've heard people say that Rihanna isn't actually that good live, and that sher singing isn't great, but who the hell cares when she's wearing a leather and vinyl halter top and the kinkiest boots you've ever seen!?

No, I'm excited, I just hope my brains don't melt. Not that I'm using it much.

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Heidi Montag's "Higher" Music Video is Horrible, Has Bikinis

11:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Oh. My. God. Worst. Music Video. Ever.

Wow, if you hate Heidi Montag, then you are going to love the music video for her first single, "Higher." Yeah, I can't believe they let her sing either. And they really shouldn't have, because she is awful. Just really, super terrible.

The only thing I could discern from the first 15 seconds of this video is that it features Heidi Montag in a bikini, rolling around in the sand, and doing a bunch of fake running and giggling. It's just as pathetic as all those staged bikini pictures we've seen her in.

Apparently the only thing she knows how to do well is wear a bikini. I stopped watching after 15 seconds because it's really that awful. But I'm glad I kept watching, because it actually gets worse. Also, the whole thing was shot by her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt, which makes the whole thing so much better, and so much worse. It's so bad. I mean really, really, really, bad. You'll love it.

You can expect a heidi montag sex tape to follow shortly, I'd bet.

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Heidi Montag "Higher" Music Video

Heidi Montag "Higher" Music Video - Making Of

Here are some of the photos taken during this video shoot. Hit the link for more of these Heidi Montag bikini pictures.

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Fergie's "Fergalicious" Music Video

03:05 PM, Filed under: Home \ Music

So, Fergie's new music video for "Fergalicious" is making it's way around the Interweb today, and surprise, surprise, I don't like it. If you've ever wondered what Willy Wonka would be like as a pimp, well, here's you're answer. And the answer isn't good.

The song features Will.I.Am of Black Eyed Peas, but that didn't seem make it any better. In fact, I think BEP's last album was crap too, which pretty much explains why Fergie's solo stuff is that much more crap.

But my biggest problem with Fergie is that she really has no identity at all. It's increasingly difficult to figure out who the hell she actually is. She's got the face and arms of a man, but the boobs of a porn star. One minute she's trying to be Gwen Stefani (with that horrid "London Bridge"), and the next she's aping Beyonce (anyone else remember "Bootylicious"?).

I figure she's just trying to throw a lot of different things in the blender, and hoping to come out with a cool mix, but it just comes out as lumpy mush.

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Fergie's "Fergalicious" Music Video

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Scarlett Johansson Sings

03:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Music

Okay, so crazier things have happened, but a Scarlett Johansson record deal? Really? Yes, it's true. According to Fox News, Scarlett Johansson is the latest actress to make the jump to recording artist. On the upside, though, she won't be making bubblegum pop. Scarlett will actually be recording an album of Tom Waits covers.

"Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label. The eventual release date will be coordinated with Johansson's movie schedule.

Fear not, though. Unlike some other recent pop tarts, Scarlett — who turns 22 next month — can actually sing; she is no Paris Hilton. Also, her choice of material is a tad more sophisticated. She's making a whole album of songs by Tom Waits, one of the premier singer-songwriters in the business.

Now, for those of you who don't know who Tom Waits is, he's a guy they don't play on the radio. Although acclaimed, and loved, Waits doesn't exactly write the catchiest pop tunes, and he's definitely no Beyonce.

Don't get me wrong, that's not a bad thing. The world could do with less Beyonce imitators. The point here, though, is that Scarlett shouldn't get her hopes up for a multi-platinum selling album. Of course, if the liner notes contain a few choice photos, well, you never know...

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