Go See The Dark Knight

03:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

Like The Batman himself, I'll keep this brief, and to the point: Go see The Dark Knight. Now!

This is probably the best Superhero movie ever made. That may be the post-Midnight Screening fanboy adrenaline talking, but for once the hype wasn't hype. And I know I said the same thing about Superman Returns, but this time I'm right. Heath Ledger's Joker is a force of nature, and will most definitely leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for?

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Ellen Page Goes Topless, Flashes Ass, Doesn't Shave

01:28 PM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

There's been a lot of chatter and rumour asking is Ellen Page a lesbian? Personally, I don't think it has anything to do with anything, but I have it on good authority that it's a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she's not into dudes. I also happened to notice that in this scene from The Tracey Fragments, in which Ellen Page is topless, and flashing her ass, her armpits are totally unshaven. Now, this could just mean that Ellen Page has different views on hygiene, but when you're a big-time Hollywood star, not shaving your armpits is a pretty big statement.

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Ellen Page Topless in The Tracey Fragments Trailer

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Olga Kurylenko Nude Pictures

02:43 PM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

Aside from being the new Bond Girl in the upcoming Quantum of Solace, Olga Kurylenko is also really hot (though, aren't all Bond Girls hot?). So hot, in fact, that I'm really not sure why I haven't posted anything about her before. So let's make things right, and start with these amazing Olga Kurylenko nude pictures. Just because.

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New Indiana Jones Teaser Trailer!!!

09:34 AM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

Wow! It's been a long time since I posted a movie trailer here on Egotastic!, but after hearing the music in the new teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I just couldn't resist. Lame title and Michael-Bay-style opening aside, this movie looks so fucking awesome that I totally feel like I'm ten years old again. Did I mention I know every line of The Last Crusade by heart?

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Indiana Jones Teaser Trailer

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Kristen Bell's Bikini is Unforgettable

01:54 PM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

Not too long ago, we saw some very hot Kristen Bell bikini pictures from the set of her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and now the trailer's out. And you know what that means: Kristen Bell bikini video! Seeing as how it's a trailer, the clips with Kristen in her bikini are somewhat brief, but that's what freeze-frame is for. So check out the trailer, then check out the screen caps for posterity.

Also, don't forget about the Mila Kunis "topless pictures" from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Kristen Bell - Forgetting Sarah Marshall Trailer

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Kristen Bell is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini

01:19 PM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

Just when you thought Kristen Bell couldn't get any hotter, we get these pictures of Kristen Bell as Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini, from her upcoming movie, Fanboys. Yes, every geek's favourite new girl has just upped the ante and stepped into the greatest nerd fantasy of all time.

Princess Leia's Gold Bikini is arguably the hottest moment in all of Geekdom, and to have a girl like Kristen Bell filling out those gold chains is making my head explode. Now, if we could just get her into a Supergirl outfit, my life would be complete.

Previous Princess Leia Gold Bikini Goodness:
Olivia Munn is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini

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Is Jessica Biel Wonder Woman?

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

This could be the best, or worst, piece of fanboy casting news, depending on your tastes, but we may see Jessica Biel as Wonder Woman in the big screen version of DC Comics' Justice League of America, reports ComingSoon.net.

Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in Warner Bros.' all-star superhero film Justice League of America, reports Variety.

The potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman.

George Miller (Happy Feet) will direct the big screen adaptation. Kieran and Michele Mulroney wrote the script.

Biel is filming the indie drama Powder Blue, which wraps in October, opposite Forest Whitaker. She will then segue to A Woman of No Importance, based on the play by Oscar Wilde. That leaves room on the actress' schedule for "Justice League," which Warner is fast-tracking as a project before any potential strikes. However, the film's likelihood hinges on the studio's ability to assemble a cast of superheroes in a small window of time.

The trade says the studio declined comment, saying that it prefers to announce an entire cast rather than piecemeal deals.

The rest of the cast for the film has yet to be announced, but Christian Bale will not be playing Batman, and it looks like Brandon Routh may not reprise his role as Superman, either.

Jessica Biel would be the first actress to play Wonder Woman in a feature film, but I'm not sure she would be the best. She definitely has the body for it, though, and with the dark hair, she might actually fit. And speaking of her body, I just might have a change of heart once I see her in that gold boustier... Yeah, this might be pretty good after all.

Photo credit: Splash

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Olivia Munn is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini

02:40 PM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

I'm pretty sure that every geek's #1 fantasy has always been Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini from Return of the Jedi, and now Olivia Munn, from G4's Attack of the Show, has taken that fantasy one step further. Attack of the Show is on hand at Star Wars Celebration 4 for today's 30th anniversary celebration of the original release of Star Wars, and what better way to pay homage than to have Olivia Munn as Princess Leia, wearing that same Gold Bikini.

You'll definitely want to be watching Attack of the Show tonight at 7pm, as they will be broadcasting live for 2 hours from the Star Wars celebration, and yes, Olivia Munn will be wearing that Gold Bikini. It will be awesome.

So, Happy Birthday to Star Wars, and what better present could you ask for than this vision right here? Oh, and don't forget about Olivia Munn as Wonder Woman, either.

Olivia Munn can hold my Lightsaber any time.

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Jessica Biel Half Naked in Another Crap Movie

10:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

If past movies about guys who can see the future are any indication, Next isn't going to be very good either. And just because you get Jessica Biel half naked in your movie, doesn't mean it's going to be good either.

I don't believe for a minute that Nicolas Cage can see the future. I don't believe the Julianne Moore is a "bad guy," and I definitely don't believe that a girl like Jessica Biel should be cast as Nick Cage's girlfriend. I know this is supposed to be fantasy, but a little bit of believability wouldn't hurt.

That being said, I supposed if you are going to put Jessica Biel in your movie, you will want to exploit her contract as much as possible, and get her into as little clothing as possible, but if there's only one Jessica Biel movie you should see this summer, it's probably the other one that has Jessica Biel half naked.

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Jessica Biel in Next movie trailer

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Jessica Biel Half Naked Makes for Great Comedy

02:34 AM, Filed under: Home \ Movies

If you're the betting sort, the safe money for this summer's big comedy hit will be I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and most importantly, Jessica Biel. Sandler and James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die. Sounds funny. But you know what sounds a hell of a lot better? How about Jessica Biel getting half naked, and having her breasts groped!?

That's right, Jessica Biel plays the super-hot love interest for Sandler's character (because that's realistic), and ends up in the always realistic situation of getting half naked, showing off her amazing ass, and letting Sandler feel her breasts (because he's "gay"). Note: If you've ever needed a reason to write, produce, and star in your own movies, getting Jessica Biel half naked and playing with her breasts is probably the best reason ever.

From the trailer, it looks like a really funny movie, but you probably don't care about that. No, you just want to see Jessica Biel in her sexy underwear. Well, you won't be disappointed. Oh, she also wears a latex cat suit. Did I mention that?

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Jessica Biel gets half naked in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

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