Bikinis Posts:

Julia Pereira Slender Fine Brazilian Beach Body Tees Up the Weekend

If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we're both doing it for the first time again. I think that's called romantic, but I'm not sure.

If you can't find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can't find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.

Ludivine Sagna Bikini Boobtastic Weighs Heavily On My Naughty Mind

I'm not sure what materials and construct are used by the bikini makers for soccer WAG Ludivine Sagna, but they have to be using some space age polymers (whatever that means) to bear the tensile strength of those oustanding mammma jammas. I'm not into the science of wardrobing so much as I am into the science of the sextastic, and Ludivine continues her busty brunette bikini show of shows in Miami this week with her dumb soccer husband somewhere we could care less about.

Every time Ludivine exits the water, the ocean cries another salty tear. As would I. Were I Neptune, I'd generate a tide that kept her in my clutches, and then I'd do some things with my firm, but gentle trident I can't talk about on here because this is a family friendly site. Suffice it to say, there would be froth. Enjoy.

Toni Garrn Bikini Hot Sun and Yacht Playtime in St. Tropez

When you're Leonardo Dicaprio's current model girlfriend, you get a few perks. Like a yacht to soak up the sun and show off your bikini body hotness in St. Tropez. Not that most international young sextastic models have trouble finding slots on a sloop, but when you're Leo's girl in St. Tropez, you get the bigger boat.

Toni Garrn and her modeling profile hasn't been hurt by her Leo association. Nor by her actual stunning bikini profile. I'm figuring it's the yacht that gets you the hot Euro model in a bikini, but it may also have to do with being a movie star. I'll need to work on both before I head to Europe for my Match.com dating tour of the supermodel scene. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Yellow MILFtastic Bouncy Hotness in St. Tropez

It really is amazing how fast the sextastic celebrities bounce back body wise these days from pushing offspring through their gestational lines. I had a friend who's wife had a baby two years ago and I still haven't taken off all the sympathy weight. But if you're blessed with the genetics of lingerie model and F-1 Racing heiress Tamara Ecclestone, these things come much easier to you.

Tamara was out on another holiday to the South of France with her lucky bastard husband and baby, but most importantly, showing off her MILFtastic wares and incredibly fit bikini body in a little yellow thing that barely held in her milky goodness. It was basically a taunt I suppose at all those in Hollywood fearful of baby ruining their bodies. Granted, it helps to be young and born with lingerie model looks, but there's nothing a thousand hours of Pilates and salads can't fix. Thankfully, we can just do the thousand hours of ogling part after. Tamara Ecclestone, you are a marvel of modern nature. I shall now marvel at you for the next thirty minutes. Enjoy.

Xisca Perello White Hot Bikini On A Yacht In Ibiza

Hottie McHottipants Xisca Perello took some time out from being professionally hot to look sexy on a boat in Ibiza. She was there with her tennis player boyfriend Rafael Nadal. Xisca was sporting a white bikini which, when a little wet, becomes semitransparent. And lucky for us she was pouring water on herself the whole time. Xisca is in ridiculously good shape as you can tell by the cut of her hips. She's got quite a nice pair of ta-tas and they look even better in a bikini. Xisca's booty is also pretty spectacular. I particularly enjoy the picture of her moistened booty.

I remember the first time I saw her at one of Nadal's tennis matches and thinking, "Please Lord, let her wear a bikini in front of some cameramen so that I may feast mine eyes upon her yum yums". It seems that my prayers were answered, hallelujah!

Ann-Kathrin Brommel Takes A Mud Bath

Model and soccer player girlfriend Ann-Katherin Brommel hung out on a beach in Spain and then proceeded to take a mud bath. I'm not sure if the mud is supposed to have some kind of healing qualities or if she just wanted to roll around in the mud. What I do know is that she looks friggin' hot in that black bikini. Ann-Katherin has a pretty spectacular pair of funbags. There is some nice cleavage and sideboob action going on in these pictures. They also show off her perfectly shaped booty. The pics of her all muddy are also pretty darn sexy. Maybe it's because in my head she's mud wrestling with some other hot soccer player's girlfriend. It would be like their own version of the World Cup except it would be far more interesting because it would be hot chicks wrestling in mud in bikinis.

Why isn't there a trophy for that?

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies

At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We've been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don't know what's wrong with this world. But I always know what's right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That's most definitely right. Now, let's get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.