Bikinis Posts:

Lisa Opie’s Bikini Asstastic Hypnotizes Me Like a Shiny Watch

I used to watch those instant hypnotists who wave their hand and their mustaches at folks on stage and in a second turn them into walking zombies. I always thought it was kind of bullshit stage craft, until I came across the perky fine cheeky asstastic of Lisa Opie. I look at those twin cans of lust inducement and within a couple or three nanoseconds I am whisked away to some distant subconscious strata where all my defenses are stripped away.

Lisa could ask me to cluck like a chicken or pretend my hair was on fire and I'd probably oblige. Naturally, I'd hope she'd use her dark magic to turn me into her sexual slave doing all sorts of degrading intimate tasks upon her ridiculously hot body. Please, let this dream come true. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini GILFtastic Shines Once More in Yellow in Miami

Rita Rusic need not bother herself with the goings-on along the beach with the young girls competing for eyeballs in the long list of lovely ladies for hot bodied attention. She's merited the honor of being the hottie belle of the veteran bikini body ball, the 50-something sextastic mature bikini princess knowing what she's got and knowing it's more than enough for her young boy toys and the gentleman oglers such as myself who drop their Crackerjack boxes to run over and catch a glimpse of her still righteous curves.

With age comes wisdom. And if you're Rita Rusic, it also comes with some delightfully appealing soft and funtime sextastic curves that I'd like to massage in morning and make sore again in the evenings. Rita, call me. We can discuss my mommy issues more in depth. Enjoy.

Fabiana Semprebom Goes Sempreboom! For Despi Swimwear

Oh, Brazil, the cradle of all things bikini hot. Another bestowed gift in the form of ten year veteran model hottie Fabiana Semprebom showing off in one pieces and two pieces for Despi Swimwear.

If Fabiana doesn't have the perfect female form for modeling bikinis, than I need to go back to my drawing board. Literally, I have a board where I sketch ladies bodies in swimsuits, or less, trying to sketch out my ideal. Not that there is one single ideal. There are a thousand. And Fabiana definitely fits more than one of them. Just so hot. I think I broke my pencil. Enjoy.

Constance Nunes Bikini Hotness Smolders in Red

Constance Nunes is rising big times on the charts of girls I would allow to sexually use me over the course of what will come to be known as the best weekend of my life. This 138 Water nonsense is bringing to light a whole bunch of supremely hot bikini models that we might otherwise miss were it not for this completely unjustifiable marketing campaign. Hey, it's not our money. Or mine, which I don't have in the first place. If somebody wants to bring out hottie after super hottie to flash their ridiculously fine and tanned female form in a bikini or less for commercial pimpitude, pimp on, my friends.

Constance, you are something really special. I can only hope the next gig you book requires just a little more indiscretion. What lies beneath that bikini is far more precious than any bottled H20. It's actually the secret to a happy and content life. If only it too could be bottled. Enjoy.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures Bring Out Her Inner Kitty

The former Real Housewives of New York or some other state star sure does bring a lot of bikinis with her on vacation. That's not a bad thing. In her mid-40's Kelly Bensimon still manages to work herself into the MILFs I'd love to friendly neighborhood boy roleplay with by bringing in her groceries and tasting her milk and cookies. Oh, yes, those cookies in particular look awfully sweet.

Kelly continues her extended beach vacation in Miami, racking up racktastic points with all the young men in the area learning to lust older ladies thanks to the likes of Kelly's boobtastic in her various colored two piece swimsuits. Think of her as an educator. Or just a naughty teacher as I am right now. She does make my imagination run a bit wild. Enjoy.

Kimberley Garner Bikini Top and Short Shorts Hotness on the Blades in Santa Monica

Whoa, Britty hottie Kimberley Garner with her naturally petite boobtastic and her sweet little booty is now on our own left coast on a pair of roller blades looking all kinds os passion inducing. For those of you who love the ladies lovely and pretty and as Mother Nature made them, you'd be hard pressed to find a better example of sextastic princess than Kimberley Garner. You start putting her in her little pink bikini tops and short shorts on wheels, and she suddenly turns into a vision of classic faptastic.

I'm all for incredibly hot looking ladies from around the world coming to a beach near me in their little exhibitionist get-ups and smiling and laughing and pretending I'm not staring directly at them like they're on fire. For, in my mind, they are burning hot. And I do stare. Because I'm a concerned citizen and somebody needs to check for safety hazards. Enjoy.

Camila Morais da Paz Bikini Perfection Candidly from All Sides in Miami

Oh, my, oh, my. What do we have here. Another Brazilian bikini model hottie strutting the shores of South Florida showing off her sextastic wares. Camila Morais da Paz isn't just another Brazilian bit of visual wonderment. She has talent galore in the good looking department. Not to mention just about perfect bikini body as far as I can tell from my candid perusing up and down her body these past thirty minutes. Damn you, Brazil, please don't make it stop.

Camila's whale tail belongs in the dictionary of epic bikini asstastic along with so many of her fine fellow country women. Must be something in the water that is making them all so wet, as it were. Enjoy.