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Aline Bernardes Bikini Booty Leads a Tour of the New Brazilian World Cup Stadium

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 10:29 am

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Aline Bernardes Bikini Booty in Front of World Cup Opener Stadium in Brazil

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While not everybody in Brazil is seemingly happy about the financial situation regarding the upcoming 2014 World Cup in Brazil, soccer fans and fans of hot Brazilian women with major league booties are reveling in the pending festivities. I'd count myself in both those camps. And to get us started an entire year early, Brazilian bombshell brunette model Aline Bernardes has slipped into something a little more comfortable, a tiny booty-baring bikini, to give a quick sneak peek at the half-built main World Cup stadium.

Now, I know you're not supposed to use your hands in the sport of soccer, but staring at Aline and that bodacious dumper of hers, well, I'm inclined to commit a few flagrant fouls upon myself in or around the nets. I can not wait for Brazil 2014. The Egotastic! Winnebago is already gassed up and ready to go. Enjoy.

SOCCER DOES TEND TO BRING OUT THE BOOBTASTIC HOTTIES

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Kelly Brook Topless Bikini Pictures! Full Frontal Cancun Heaping Goodness!

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 3:03 pm

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Kelly Brook Topless in a Bikini on the Beach in Cancun

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And you said all my silly candle lightings and wishing upon falling stars was childish whimsy. Who's laughing now as we gaze upon our heavily belusted and curvaceous Kelly Brook topless and full frontal on the beach in Cancun.

I honestly think I might cry.

Kelly Brook and her funbags o' plenty are just magnificent displays of passion inducing mammaries. As you know, I've already vowed to live out my golden years in the ample cleavage of the sextastic British model. Now I realize I might be getting some sun myself on certain vacation occasions.

Oh, happy days when Kelly Brook reveals her beautiful melons with a fun cheeky smile. I feel like a kid in a candy store, the best candy store ever! Enjoy.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures Reveal Her New DDelightful Look

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 2:06 pm

Farrah Abraham Blue Shiny Bikini at Sapphire Pool Party in Vegas

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Teen Mom is back and bigger than ever! Well, bigger in at least two places since her recent upgrade in size surgery.

Moving up to a full-D-size funbag size a couple weeks ago, Farrah Abraham took her new bigger girls out for their first exposed public appearance at the Sapphire pool in Vegas, pimping hard for the establishment and drawing raves reviews, or at least some serious cat-calls, about her newly engorged hooters. It was quite the scene.

Love 'em or leave 'em, there's no denying that a girl with melons larger than her home state tends to draw the eyeballs, especially when clad in a tiny-sized bikini. So, I'd say, the promotion was definitely a successful. As for Farrah and her new life with the big D's, well, much remains to be seen, as it were. Enjoy.

CHECK OUT THESE OLDER PHOTOS OF FARRAH TO SEE HER AT ORIGINAL SIZE

Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout in Bikinis in Florida

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini in Ft. Lauderdale

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Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures Red Hot for the Big Hawaiian Vacation Windup

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Paige Butcher in a Tiny Red Bikini in Hawaii

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We've really had a fun time ogling Paige Butcher this past week in Hawaii on vacation with her boyfriend, Eddie Murphy. She's brought a new bikini to bear each and every day. Each one of the two piecers becoming more and more showy and exhibiting of her long and lean Australian model body.

Well, Paige saved the best for the last, as we're told her vacation is wrapping up, delivering a knockout blow to the oglers in her little red popping bikini. As seems her usual, Paige prefers her bikini bottoms slung low across her lady area, revealing the fine work of some body waxer somewhere, not to mention the fact that she's been doing all-over conditioning on her body. No flabby soft Betty down yonder. Prepare yourself for some muscular contractions. Enjoy.

Karrueche Tran Bikini Pictures for Your Chris Brown Booty Call Views

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 8:38 am

Karrueche Tran in a Black Bikini on the Beach of Miami

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When you're an immature by highly self-involved abusive hip hop star like Chris Brown, you're not going to go too long without a main lady to baby you and stroke your ego, among other bio parts. For Chris Brown, post-Rihanna, he's fallen into the rather petite arms of model Karrueche Tran, who was spotted in a skimpy black bikini in Miami over the weekend.

Karrueche Tran seems like a slight girl in stature, which means Chris can probably man-handle her without fear of a strong counter. Also, that booty of hers, while not rap song worthy, sure seems like it could crack a decent sizes walnut with a little grunt and squeeze. There's something to be said for that skill. As a girlfriend, or just as a fun party trick. Enjoy.

HOW DOES KARRUECHE STACK UP AGAINST RIHANNA IN A BIKINI?

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Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz White Bikini Showdown on Set of ‘The Other Woman’

By Bill Swift | June 17, 2013 @ 8:26 am

Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz Bikinis on Set of 'The Other Woman' in NY

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Right there in the script where it says Kate Upton character and Cameron Diaz character hang out on the beach in little white bikinis, right there is where I'm hooked. I don't need big CGI effects or exploding buildings or special surround sound, I just need a director of photography training his expensive camera on the sextastic parts of these two blonde hotties, two decades apart in age, but only inches away from each other in my special fantasy time arrangements.

Giggling around on the sand on the set of The Other Woman, Kate Upton and her amazing bikini body and Cameron Diaz and her long legs and still nice little veteran tush, remind us that most things in life are truly simple. We just feel a need to complicate them with a whole bunch of unnecessary details. Details I'd like to strip away in my trailer when Kate and Cameron come by to run lines with me. If the trailer is a rockin' do not come a knockin'. Enjoy.

CAMERON DIAZ IS NO STRANGER TO A BIKINI BEACH SHOW

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Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Photos Are Hot and Wet and Off the Deep End

By Bill Swift | June 14, 2013 @ 12:25 pm

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Shoot by Steve Dance for Shop Ghost May 2013

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We really do have a thing going on for Aussie hottie model and thespianic, Phoebe Tonkin. Since Phoebe relocated to North American to fulfill her dream to be on a bunch of shows I only watch because of her, my blood pressure has risen permanently by ten percent. It's either systolic or diastolic, whichever one it is they measure by wrapping a band around your johnson. What? You don't get that at your doctor's office?

Featured in this catalog pictorial for Shop Ghost, Phoebe displays perfection in all the bikini skill areas; top, bottom, wet, hot. Nailed them all. The polka dots are just some kind of icing on this ridiculously hot cake. A chance to play some visual Twister on her super fine body. Don't try this if you're a beginner. Enjoy.