Megan Fox is ridiculously hot. (Popoholic)
Elisha Cuthbert needs a new stylist. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Biel: Best. Ass. Ever. (CollegeHumor)
Salma Hayek's belly and boobs just keep getting bigger. (PopSugar)
WTF!? Paris Hilton is NOT going to appeal her sentence! (Pink is the New Blog)
Say it ain't so. Is Britney Spears back with Kevin Federline? (DListed)
Who knew Penelope Cruz were and Shakira were pals? (IDLYITW)
Fergie and Orangutan: separated at birth. (Just Jared)
Dina Lohan ditches court to visit Lindsay in rehab. (A Socialite's Life)
Jennifer Lopez parties Puerto Rican style. (CityRag)
On her experience in jail, Paris Hilton says: "I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage." No shit. (Hollywood Rag)
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