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Mary Carey is no longer allowed to use her name for porn. Only Mariah Carey can do that now. (CityRag)
You've heard "Dick in a Box," now there's "Box in a Box." (CollegeHumor)
Britney Spears has a message for her fans. So basically, no one will be reading it. (Pink is the New Blog)
Dita Von Teese is doing the most sensible thing she's ever done: Dumping Marilyn Manson. (DListed)
Wentworth Miller says he likes girls, but that's probably not true. (IDLYITW)
New! Paris Hilton lingerie. Complete with Herpes. (Popsugar)
I don't know who Jarah Mariano is, but I definitely want to find out. (Popoholic)
The Police might be getting back together! Maybe Sting will stop playing that stupid Lute now. (A Socialite's Life)
Why is Drew Barrymore on the cover of a magazine? (Just Jared)
Please tell me Billy Corgan and Courtney Love are not dating. (Hollywood Rag)
Bonus Video:
Armed and Famous, is a stupid new reality show where celebrities train to be cops. It's retarded, but I'll be watching.
Why? Here's: La Toya Jackson gets Tasered.
