Not Feeling So Good

Gwyneth Paltrow, hospitalized. (Just Jared)

Josie Maran attends the The Business of Being Born premiere. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan's boobs couldn't be any closer. (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Simpson has a clone! (DListed)

Tara Reid is a zombie. (PopSugar)

Lauren Conrad is looking cute at the hockey game. (Pink is the New Blog)

Bjork really doesn't like photographers. (IDLYITW)

Scarlett Johansson thinks she's a singer. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton wants to suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, and have sex with the whole club. (A Socialite's Life)

Carrie Underwood sure is purty. (CityRag)

Britney Spears' visitation rights suspended indefinitely. (Hollywood Rag)

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