Celebrities Are People Too, But Not Really

Heidi Montag hits the ATM. (Just Jared)

Still not tired of Marisa Miller. Now with cleavage. (CollegeHumor)

Lauren Conrad vs. Audrina Patridge: Fight! (DListed)

Sarah Michelle Gellar in New York City: SMG in NYC. (Pink is the New Blog)

Katie Holmes is still an LA mama. (PopSugar)

Kate Hudson looking cute on the Early Show. (Popoholic)

Finally. Shia LaBeouf gets a slap in the face. (Defamer)

Whoa! Awesome unseen Star Wars cut scenes. Han Solo is a Space Pimp! NERDGASM! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Madonna is getting ready to dump Guy Ritchie. Maybe now he can make another good movie. (A Socialite's Life)

First pictures of Jessica Alba's baby! Except not really. (CityRag)

Mischa Barton stepped in it. (Hollywood Rag)