BADDOW!

Bam! Rihanna's got boobs, and one hell of a booty. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. (Hollywood Tuna)

How hot is Marissa Miller? Very, very, very. (CollegeHumor)

Eva Longoria is sexy in red on the red carpet. (PopSugar)

Ew. Paris Hilton upskirts again. (CityRag)

Charisma Carpenter is single, and one of the hottest MILFs out there. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is still an unsafe driver. (Pink is the New Blog)

Katie Holmes needs a new hair style. (Just Jared)

Mila Kunis and James Franco finally make The Hills entertaining. (A Socialite's Life)

Maybe Britney Spears is pregnant. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson's dad plays matchmaker. (Hollywood Rag)