Another One Bites the Dust

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are dunzo. I guess breaking up the marriage wasn't such a good idea after all. (Popsugar)

Hey, Donald Trump. In regards to this whole you vs. Rosie O'Donnell thing, we're not laughing with you. We're laughing at you. (CollegeHumor)

Of all the things Paris Hilton would get in the eye, an ice cube wouldn't be my first guess. (Pink is the New Blog)

Pam Anderson is not happy with Howard Stern. (Hollywood Tuna)

Courtney Love is the most hideous looking thing ever. (DListed)

Celebrities in general are stupid. Nicole Richie is but one example. (IDLYITW)

Justin Timberlake is lovin' the single life. (Just Jared)

Any Top 5 Videos list with Keeley Hazell in it has to be right. (Popoholic)

Steve Irwin's stingray death was caught on video. Then given to his wife. (A Socialite's Life)

Larry King and Butthead, separated at birth. (CityRag)

Tyrese punched his pregnant girlfriend. Um, that's not cool. (Hollywood Rag)

Only Paris Hilton could get fired from the club that was named after her. (Defamer)

Sundance = Parker Posey. (Goldenfiddle)

George W. Bush + Hanukkah = WTF!? (Best Week Ever)