Down She Goes

10:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Ahahahaaahaha! Fergie eats pavement. (DListed)

Christina Ricci's looking sexy on Leno. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston's ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert's ass. (CityRag)

Blast from the past: Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and baby do Bazaar magazine. (PopSugar)

Leighton Meester goes from Gossip Girl to Entourage. (Defamer)

Mariah Carey had her wedding planned out all along. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna heads to the gym. Again. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne had one too many. (IDLYITW)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (A Socialite's Life)

Britney wants to buy a house near Kevin. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Down She Goes

She's Bendy

01:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

I want to be on of Kylie Minogue's dancers. (Pink is the New Blog)

A nice long look at Jessica Simpson's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Be thankful Amy Winehouse isn't completely naked. (DListed)

Which celebrities have moms who are MILFs? (PopSugar)

Miranda Kerr is very kissable. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie is back at traffic school. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears gets to spend more time with her kids. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is having twin girls? Please put me suspended animation for the next 18 years. (A Socialite's Life)

Amy Winehouse was arrested. Again. (CelebSlam)

Is Mariah Carey high? (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez and Dina Lohan are the top celebrity moms? On what basis? (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Osbourne walked into a wall. (Popbytes)

Link: She's Bendy

NPH Forever

01:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Britney Spears is back on How I Met Your Mother. (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere is topless. And Gross. (CollegeHumor)

Heidi Montag looks better when you can't see her face. (Pink is the New Blog)

Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year? WTF?. (DListed)

Mariah Carey is on her honeymoon. (PopSugar)

Megan Fox looks foxy in a short skirt. (Popoholic)

Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby shower, and Britney was nice enough to show up. (CelebSlam)

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks her husband needs new friends. (IDLYITW)

Is Reese Witherspoon sporting a new baby bump? (A Socialite's Life)

Tom Cruise gives the stink eye. (CityRag)

Britney Spears shops at Wal-Mart, boards private jet. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: NPH Forever

Weekend Links

03:36 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Maria Menounos is a volleyball babe. (Popoholic)

A Britney Spears nipple slip from back when she was hot. (CollegeHumor)

It's Miley Cyrus' topless photoshoot video. Sort of. (eBaum's World)

Lindsay Lohan doesn't like it when you call her a fucking drunk. (DListed)

Selena Gomez is the next Miley Cyrus. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna does her best impression of Mr. T. (PopSugar)

Alley Baggett is one sexy cowgirl. (Horny Oyster)

Brangelina and the kids hang out in France. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears is back at the gym. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is back in the pool. (CityRag)

Jamie Lynn Spears is really, really pregnant. (A Sociatlite's Life)

No pre-nup for Mariah Carey. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Weekend Links

Douche and Douchier

11:07 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Heidi and Spencer make me want to puke. (DListed)

Love that Lindsay Lohan upskirt. (CollegeHumor)

Mariah Carey got engaged yesterday, and married today. (Pink is the New Blog)

Reese Witherspoon hits the gym. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff's hot legs. (Popoholic)

What the F is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing? (Defamer)

Madonna does some post-performance posing for pictures. (Just Jared)

More money problems for Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera is just a little bit drunk off her ass. (A Socialite's Life)

Miley Cyrus is jail bait. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan goes for a smoke. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Douche and Douchier

The Cameltoe Game

10:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Can you name the Celebrity Cameltoe? (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan never wears a bra. (CollegeHumor)

Rumer Willis is one of People's Most Beautiful? WTF? (DListed)

Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan's mom is the party animal now. (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow's got hot legs. (Popoholic)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged. (Just Jared)

Paula Abdul is a little confused. (IDLYITW)

Leighton Meester makes a face. (A Socialite's Life)

Benji Madden wrote a love song for Paris Hilton. (Celebslam)

Hulk smash. (Hollywood Rag)

Katie Holmes got sent to Scientology Boot Camp. (PopBytes)

Link: The Cameltoe Game

Golden Girl

01:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Dannii Minogue is definitely the hot sister. (Pink is the New Blog)

Adriana Lima nipple slip. (CollegeHumor)

We really don't need to see Amy Winehouse in her bra. (DListed)

Lindsay Lohan is looking as lovely as ever. And by lovely, I mean not. (Defamer)

Oh God, Britney, please don't drop that towel. (PopSugar)

Emmanuelle Chriqui shows off her hot legs. (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton joins the Race to Erase MS. (Just Jared)

Carrie Underwood wants to get back together with Tony Romo. (IDLYITW)

Pamela Anderson is officially a US citizen. Quick, close the door to Canada! (A Socialite's Life)

Okay, John Travolta is totally gay. (CityRag)

Mindy McCready had an affair with Roger Clemens. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Golden Girl

Ready to Pop

12:46 PM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Jessica Alba just keeps getting bigger. (PopSugar)

Jenna Jameson actually is a Zombie Stripper. (CollegeHumor)

Salma Hayek is the bearded lady. (DListed)

Heidi Montag is recycling her dresses. (Pink is the New Blog)

Leighton Meester gets cute and leggy. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating. (Celebslam)

Amy Poehler is pregnant. (Just Jared)

Angie Everhart got a DUI. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears is coming back to How I Met Your Mother. (A Socialite's Life)

Reese Witherspoon goes green. (CityRag)

Amy Winehouse is getting divorced. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Ready to Pop

Weekend Links

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Megan Fox is the sexiest. (Popoholic)

Tila Tequila is naked. (CollegeHumor NSFW)

Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano or Angelina Jolie: Who has the best celebrity cleavage? (eBaum's World)

Mariah Carey is caught lip-synching. (DListed)

Ashlee Simpson is still under cover. (PopSugar)

Brit babe Charlotte McKenna takes it all off. (ZOO)

Madonna wants you to give it to her. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lauren Conrad shops at Whole Foods. (Just Jared)

Cameron Diaz is still grieving her father's death. (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse was arrested for assault. (A Socialite's Life)

Christina Aguilera has vagina-shaped arm pits. (CityRag)

Mariah Carey gets special treatment at the Empire State Building. (Hollywood Rag)

Amber Smith is your babe of the day. (Horny Oyster)

Link: Weekend Links

I Give Them 17 Days

11:16 AM, Filed under: Home \ Links

Carmen Electra is the new Pamela Anderson, but not for the reason you think. (DListed)

Jessica Alba is a wee bit nippy. (CollegeHumor)

Can you guess these celebrity tattoos? (PopSugar)

Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant and hot. (Popoholic)

Ick! Is Naomi Campbell going bald? (Defamer)

A couple more Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures. (CityRag)

Ashlee Simpson is still playing coy on her "pregnancy." (Pink is the New Blog)

Jennifer Lopez will have a reality show on TLC. (Just Jared)

Jamie Lynn Spears just learned about child birth. Now she's scared. (IDLYITW)

Heidi Montag isn't going to the White House. (A Socialite's Life)

Amy Winehouse is a menace. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: I Give Them 17 Days