Who doesn't love Zooey Deschanel? Oh, yeah, there are a few of you immune to those doe-eyes and indie-offbeat-cuteness, the kind that can, admittedly, be borderline obnoxious when mixed with the name dropping of hipster music and wearing charity-store clothes, but, still, a little hottie. These Zooey Deschanel pictures from a photoshoot with Peter Johnson are a classic example of the Z.D. eye-gazing-right-at-you-and-making-you-want-her kind of sextasticity. I'm looking right back. And I can't stop. It's like an ogling war between myself and an inanimate object, and I'm losing! Enjoy.
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Now, to a far more tragic message. This past week saw an explosive web-splosion of Zooey Deschanel nude pictures on many sites across the Internet that sadly, are not really Zooey Deschanel. It's a real travesty when this occurs, because the little brain thinks faster than the big brain and there's always going to be a disappointment when the gray matter finally does deduce these photos as not really Zoey. Not to sound holier than thou, we've all been duped at some point in the past (I still remember buying a bag of oregano as a Freshman in high school). Still, inevitably, our inbox was filled with emails with exclamation points demanding to know why these weren't rushed onto our site.
Please, warn your grandmother and schoolteachers, these are NOT real Zooey Deschanel nude pictures: