Gretchen shook me awake this morning atop the office couch with a six-fingered slap to the face. She was alarmed that I'd yet to put up a Top 10 list of 2010 of some kind for the final day of the year. I don't really like Top 10 lists so much, everybody does them, some are good, but, you know, I'm a forward looking guy. So, she said, that's it. Be forward looking. Make a list of newly introduced Egotastic! sexy celebrities in 2010 that you expect to be even hotter in 2011. Well, thank God for Gretchen who does most of my thinking on days when I'm hungover (or thinking about becoming hungover).
Herein is my list of 10 hotties, unranked (I can't possibly favor one over another) we added to the ranks in 2010 that I can't wait to see more of in 2011. I've included all new pictures and videos of these sexy celebrities, because, well, this is Egotastic!
Mind you, this is an abridged list. Which basically means I'm too lazy to make a complete list and ten is enough, though the list could be much longer (so do not fret if you don't see one of your new favorites, only the sexy celebrities make the site in the first place and they'll all be back in 2011). Enjoy.
1. VICTORIA JUSTICE
Stunning beauty who turns 18 in February of the coming year. Let us pray she goes all Miley.
2. EDITA VILKEVICIUTE
I can't possibly compile a list of new sextastic celebrities without a shoutout to my unknowing future bride, not so long as I can pretend she keeps sending me wedding night costume ideas.
3. COBIE SMULDERS
How I Met Cobie Smulders. She was long overdue to make the site in 2010. I'm crossing my fingers for some R-rated content in 2011.
4. RENEE OLSTEAD
My super secret ginger crush. I met her in 2010. I still haven't washed the hand of mine she almost shook.
(Here's some non-redheaded photos of Renee from this past year to prove she's smoking hot, even without the ginger locks.)
Photo credit: Fame
5. IRINA SHAYK
Yep, I still have the green-eyed monster of jealousy for her football/soccer playing boyfriend who she travels the world servicing, but I just can't stop checking her out.
6. YVONNE STRAHOVSKI
There's just something about this blonde, toned-bodied, spy-kitten that makes me want to be her submissive housekeeper.
7. RHIAN SUGDEN
This ridiculously sexy and newly discovered Page 3 Girl just about stole my heart (and other critical organs) in 2010. I can't wait to see her fully body of work in 2011.
8. HAYLEY WILLIAMS
Well, you know I have a thing for reds, throw in a chick who actually rocks the house, and who we first met on the site in a topless leaked photo and I'm smitten.
Photo credit: Splash News
Catch Hayley Williams from before she and Paramore were big time in this acoustic version of Loves Not a Competition:
9. NATASHA ALAM
This Uzbek vampiric bombshell brings the body heat from the East and plants it firmly in my bloodstream. Me likee very much.
10. ERIN HEATHERTON
With Victoria's Secret angels dropping like pregnant flies this past year, it was a blessing to meet this super-hot-freckled-blondie.