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Watch out! Victoria Beckham's nipples are set to kill! The Fembot's giant robo-nipples are at the ready, and are in Attack Mode. Someone call Austin Powers, she's set to blow!
But really, I don't know how anyone can find Victoria Beckham attractive. There isn't a single part of her body that's still real, and not made of some sort of artificial polymer, especially not her breasts. Add to that the fact that she could put out an eye, or worse, with those giant spear-tipped orbs, and I know I'll be keeping my distance.
David Beckham is a far braver man than I thought.
Seriously, you won't believe the size of Victoria Beckham's nipples. Make sure you check out all the images.
