Um, how do I say this without being too mean? Nick Lachey is a douchebag. Okay, that works. Also, he totally doesn't deserve to be that close, and I do mean close, to Vanessa Minnillo. Especially not when Vanessa Minnillo looks so damn good in a bikini.
And, no, I don't know exactly what's up with Vanessa Minnillo stradling Nick Lachey's back, but I know he doesn't deserve that either. All I can hope for is that they think that's the way you're supposed to do "it," which means she may yet me untainted by his douchiness.
More amazing Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures after the jump.
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