Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures
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Well, the bikini onslaught continues, and this time we've got some fine Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures for your viewing pleasure. Vanessa is on vacation with her boyfriend, Nick Lachey (not pictured, cuz he's a douche) in some tropical location somewhere that I don't care enough to find out about.

I've got to say, I'm really enjoying that one picture of Vanessa on all fours. It's like the paprazzi went into my head and figured out exactly how I prefere to have my Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures posed. Good job sir. Good job.

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More Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures to be Thankful For

01:09 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

Vanessa Minnillo is fast becoming one of my favourites, and if you haven't figured out why, these new Vanessa minnillo bikini pictures should give you a hint. And while it seems that past go-to bikini girls like Linsday Lohan, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel have inexplicably lost every one of their thousand different bikinis, I'm thankful that we at least have Vanessa Minnillo around to offer us some much needed bikini hotness. Now, if anyone out there can get some more bikini pictures of either Lohan, Alba, or Biel, that would definitely be something to be thankful for.

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures Make Me Thankful

11:36 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

Thanksgiving will soon be upon us, and hopefully you've got lots to be thankful for. If not, at least you can be thankful for these Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures, and maybe Vanessa Minnillo's ass, too. What? Is that not the point of the holiday?

Still, at least one guy's got a lot to be thankful for this year, and that's Nick Lachey, because there is no way he deserves Vanessa Minnillo's hot ass. And yes, you can make comparisons to Jessica Simpson all you want, but that doesn't make these Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures any less hot. It just makes me hate Nick Lachey that much more.

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Vanessa Minnillo Nude in Playboy?

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

If you happened to glance at the cover of this week's In Touch weekly, you might have noticed that the tabloid is asking if we might be seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude in Playboy magazine. The title reads: "POSING NUDE Will Vanessa strip for Playboy?" And let me tell you, I hope the answer is "yes!"

Now, being that I have more than a passing interest in seeing Vanessa Minnillo naked, I dug around and did a little more research, but so far as I can see, it seems like only In Touch is talking about this. So are they just making up headlines to sell magazines, or is there truth to this rumour? Well, it is In Touch, so I'll believe it when I see it. But I really want to see it.

In the mean time, you can always see Vanessa Minnillo nude by simply clicking this link.

And here are some Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures from back in May that haven't been posted yet for some stupid reason.

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

03:41 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

So what did you do this weekend. Did you go to some kind of ultra-exclusive pool party? Well, Vanessa Minnillo did, and here are the Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures to prove it. Naturally, after seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude pictures, you might not be that impressed with mere bikini pictures, but that's all we've got for you today. Still, not bad, right?

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Vanessa Minnillo Nude Pictures

02:12 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

Well, here's something I wasn't expecting to see today. It's the Vanessa Minnillo nude pictures from her vacation with Nick Lachey in Mexico (I believe it was).

Someone scanned these Vanessa Minnillo nude from what appears to be a Spanish, or Mexican newspaper, and as such things go, they obviously made their way onto the Internet.

Oh, and one more thing, Vanessa Minnillo doesn't shave.

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Vanessa Minnillo in a Bikini is More Than Nick Lachey Deserves

12:00 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

Um, how do I say this without being too mean? Nick Lachey is a douchebag. Okay, that works. Also, he totally doesn't deserve to be that close, and I do mean close, to Vanessa Minnillo. Especially not when Vanessa Minnillo looks so damn good in a bikini.

And, no, I don't know exactly what's up with Vanessa Minnillo stradling Nick Lachey's back, but I know he doesn't deserve that either. All I can hope for is that they think that's the way you're supposed to do "it," which means she may yet me untainted by his douchiness.

More amazing Vanessa Minnillo bikini pictures after the jump.

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49th Annual Grammy Awards Mega Picture Post

02:11 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Vanessa Minnillo

Well, another Grammy Awards suck-fest has come and gone, and it was as boring as ever. I missed the first half of the show, but if it was anything like the second half, I probably would have fallen asleep and then missed the second half.

Even the presenters and award winners seemed to be bored, and the musical acts were just as crappy. The whole show suffered from a complete lack of anything remotely resembling a pulse, and it was obvious the whole way through.

Furthermore, most A-List stars were noticeably absent, and there seemed to be more actresses in attendance (promoting what latest film they're in) rather than actual musicians. Of course, Scarlett Johansson did manage to let everyone know that even she would have an album coming out in the future.

Anyway, just as the show was predictably boring, it's not less predictable that we'd have all your red carpet celebrities for you right here. So check out the 150-plus pictures after the jump, then go out and download yourself some real music, not that crap they had at the Grammies.

Grammy Awards Pictures

Oh, there was one highlight to the show, and that was the Police reunion performance. Other than that, everything was crap.

The Police play the 2007 Grammy Awards

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

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Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

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Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

Update: Here's the video of OK Go's Live Treadmill Dance.

The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show." I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this. Hell, music is better than this. There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not. And it's ridiculous.

And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.

Alright, I'm done ranting. There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills (Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Whitney Post and Audrina Patridge) and Jennifer Lopez looking like a glammed up cancer victim.

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