Those Dang Celebrities…

Brad Pitt wants to be a gay cowboy too. (DListed)

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's divorce is getting ugly. (Popsugar)

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got a parking ticket. Don't celebrities get diplomatic immunity or something? (Just Jared)

I seriously thought Jordan was illiterate, if not functionally retarded. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton are both ridiculous. (IDLYITW)

Madonna co-opts the Gorillaz into opening the Grammies with her. (Pink is the New Blog)

Halle Berry keeps picking jackass boyfriends. (A Socialite's Life)

Is Jared Leto a Leprechaun? (CityRag)

Jodie Sweeten, you know, the annoying girl from Full House was addicted to Crytal Meth. Yeah, I can see that. (Hollywood Rag)

Um, have you seen the Spanish Mr. T? (AskMen)

Harrison Ford is "a tough son of a bitch." (CelebNewsWire)