The Definition of a Tool

Tom Cruise declares his love for J.J. Abrams as only a true tool could. (Defamer)

Jordan's profile defies the limits of human anatomy. (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna hits Coachella. Emo fans not amused. (Pink is the New Blog)

And neither is Alessandra Ambrosio. (DListed)

Is Rosie O'Donnell getting glammed up for The View? (A Socialite's Life)

Let's hope her sense of glamour is not the same as Star Jones'. (Popsugar)

The verdict is still out on Ashlee Simpson and rumours of plastic surgery. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton changes her catchprase from "That's Hot" to "That's Sexy." Guess what. That's Stupid. (Jossip)

Jennifer Aniston plays frisbee. (Hollywood Rag)

Hugh Jackman and son at the Lakers game. (Just Jared)

This is why Stephen Colbert is a genius. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Deryck Whibley is sexy. (IDLYITW)

It really doesn't matter whether Petra Nemcova knows how to dance or not. (Yeeeah!)

I don't know why Keith Richards was up in a tree, only that he fell out of it, and hit his head. Maybe it's time he laid off the drugs. (CelebNewsWire)

If you're a fan of The Sopranos, you'll definitely like this. (CollegeHumor)