60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.

You'll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.

Click here for more Emmy Awards pictures.

JUMP to MORE of... 60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

Link: 60th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

02:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went ahead as planned, unlike the Golden Globes, and for once, people actually care about the SAG awards. Well, not really, but since this might be the only award show we get this year, everyone's really excited about seeing all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.

One particularly noteworthy attendee was Angelina Jolie, who showed up wearing a giant bed sheet of a dress, which is so obviously covering up her double-sized, twin-laden baby bump. But if you want to know who looked especially yummy, don't miss Amanda Bynes, Carla Gugino, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale (my fave), Michelle Pfeiffer (looking as good as ever), and Sophia Bush.

Of course, there were a lot more ladies there, and you can check them all out after the jump. There are over 150 pictures in all.

Here's a little preview:

Photo credit: Splash / WENN

JUMP to MORE of... 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

Link: 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

12:21 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

Another year, another Emmy Awards ceremony, and another boring night spent in front of the TV. I really wish they'd outlaw award shows, instead of using the annual circle-jerk as a pathetic excuse to promote the new shows of the fall season.

At least there is the benefit of seeing all the most beautiful actresses getting dolled up for the night, even if they're mostly nipped, tucked, botoxed and fried to within an inch of actually being considered human.

Not too many standouts this year, aside from maybe the girls from Heroes. Ali Larter and Kristen Bell were stunning as always, but what the hell Hayden Panettiere thought she was doing in that taupe tent of a dress she was wearing is beyond me. On the flip side, Eva Longoria's ass was looking particularly booty-licious.

Anyways, you can check out all of the nearly 200 pictures after the jump.

JUMP to MORE of... 59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

Link: 59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

02:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

As far as award shows go, the Screen Actors Guild Awards have got to be Hollywood's biggest circle-jerk. If you can think of anything worse than actors giving other actors awards for being actors, then I'm sure I'd hate that too.

Thankfully, this night of Hollywood ego-stroking is on the TNT and TBS networks, which pretty much means no one is actually going to see them. Kind of ironic putting the Screen Actors Guild Awards on a screen no one watches.

Of course, for all the annoying award show prattle, the SAG awards do bring out the stars, and their fashionable attire. After the jump you'll find Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria, Katherine Heigl, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Graham, and many, many more. 218 pictures in total, to be exact.

JUMP to MORE of... Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

Link: Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

12:00 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

JUMP to MORE of... 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

Link: 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

Teri Hatcher Bikini Pictures

03:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

Alright, I didn't really want to post these Teri Hatcher bikini pictures, what with her being super gross and all, but while I may be feeling nauseaus at the mere sight of Teri Hatcher in a bikini, I realise that some of you sick readers out there actually think she looks good. And this is a great opportunity for me to make fun of her.

But of all the things I hate about Teri Hatcher, her Diva hell-spawn attitude, her ridiculous lack of talent, the fact that everyday she looks more and more like Tori Spelling, I am very visually reminded that there was absolutely no reason for her to be cast in that Seinfeld episode about the woman with the spectacular breasts.

I concede, they may be real, but spectacular? No. Maybe in the sense that they are perhaps a spectacle, as in something to be laughed at or ridiculed, but they are nowhere near the perfection they were lauded to be in that classic episode of Seinfeld. And if you've seen The Cool Surface, well, you know what I mean.

Link: Teri Hatcher Bikini Pictures

2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

12:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Teri Hatcher

Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."

On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and Madonna and the Gorillaz performance was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.

JUMP to MORE of... 2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post

Link: 2006 Grammy Awards Mega Pictures Post