Here's how my parties tend to go. Dudes start walking in, then more dudes, followed by a girl, which is awesome, until it turns out she's just asking for directions to a cooler party she's invited to, followed by more dudes. You know who doesn't show up to my party? Super celebrity hotties like Taylor Swift, Heidi Klum, Rachel Bilson, and Leona Lewis, all of whom knocked my dirty socks off in their grown up, adult, all-decked out hotness kind of way at Roberto Cavalli's party in Milan. What does he got that I don't got? Yeah, I know, let's not start making a list. Enjoy.
(Yep, this is a moment for you Taylor Swift lusters to rejoice. Your girl looks actually all adult sexy.)