Someone call social services, because there's no way that a child in such close proximity to a Tara Reid nipple slip is a good thing. Britney Spears can drop her baby all she wants, but that's nowhere near as bad as what this kid must have been going through.
After all the counselling and therapy, we'll be luck if this child can ever lead a normal and productive life. And as if witnessing the horror that is a Tara Reid nipple slip wasn't enough, just think of the alcohol poisoning the child must have experienced just by touching her.
This is a warning to all parents. Keep your kids away from Tara Reid.
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