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According to The Sun, Tara Reid has gone and gotten herself a new set of smaller breast implants, and some liposuction around her flabby stomach. But while that may have stopped the sagging of her body, it seems nothing can stop the sagging of her career. In fact, Tara's career is so bad, that her latest film, Incubus, skipped the Direct-to-DVD market, and hit the Direct-to-Download market instead, reports The LA Times.
Time Warner Inc.'s Internet business will begin selling the movie, which stars Tara Reid, for $7.99 on its relaunched site for teens, AOL Red, starting on Halloween. DVDs will go on sale a month later.
"Faced with the choice of going the traditional route, which we thought was onerous, we decided, 'Let's roll the dice on this one,' " said Shapiro, a longtime film and TV producer.
For those of you who don't speak Producerese, what he really said was "movies starring Tara Reid aren't even worth the plastic needed to make a DVD, so here's hoping some sap is dumb enough to waste bandwidth to download this."
Maybe if they replace Tara Reid's brain with a breast implant she might actually become a better actress.
