Tara Reid Almost Looks... Nice

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Woah. Here's something weird. Tara Reid almost looks... nice. I mean, if you don't look at her face, she actually looks hot, and elegant, in a sexy black dress. Of course, the years of hard partying still show on her face, but thankfully, she's got some crazy cleavage going on, so you've got something else to look at.

I just can't believe that her breasts aren't falling out, or you can't see her poorly liposuctioned tummy, or that she doesn't have a drink in her hand. It's really an incredible sight. Of course, you don't want to look too close, because whatever magic spell she's using doesn't work close up.

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Are Only A Little Horrible

11:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

Tara Reid is back in her bikini in Miami, showing off her gross stomach again. What's weird (or weirder) about these Tara Reid bikini pictures, is that Tara looks like she's actually in pretty good shape, but the skin on her stomach is still really freaky looking. It's as if just under the surface Tara Reid is actually hot, but you know what they say, beauty is only skin deep, and unfortunately, we can see Tara Reid's skin.

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures Keep Getting Worse

09:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

Okay, I swear this is the last time (I hope), but I just couldn't not post these Tara Reid bikini pictures. Why? Because she keeps getting worse by the day. I didn't think it was possible, but Tara Reid literally getting skinnier right in front of our eyes, and will soon be a saggy-skinned bag of bones. I mean, more than she is now.

I'd say she's one her way to looking like Skeletor, but Skeletor was actually a pretty buff guy (except for his face, naturally). Tara also collapsed earlier in the week do to "exhaustion," but I think the correct term is malnourishment. The most unbelievable thing is that she's actually posing in her bikini for a photoshoot. What magazine is this for, Anorexics Monthly?

Gross.

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Seriously? More Tara Reid Bikini Pictures?

01:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

So we're doing this again? Really? We haven't had enough Tara Reid bikini pictures? I'm pretty sure I have, but this is for the few of you who might still think she's worth a post. What's worse, though, is that there's at least five feet of snow outside that just fell in the last 24 hours, so I'm really just jealous that there are places in the world where there are women wearing bikinis outside. Even if it is Tara Reid.

Seriously, though, if Lindsay Lohan doesn't get her ass back in a bikini soon, I'm going to be very upset. I refuse to believe that Tara Reid is the best we can do this year.

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Tara Reid Bikini Rubdown

01:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

I'm not exactly sure why I'm posting these Tara Reid bikini pictures. It's not like we haven't seen Tara Reid in a bikini before, and it's not like we liked it that much the last time, either. But I think the fact that Tara is rubbing lotion all over her giant fake breasts is probably post-worthy. If at the very least to point out that she's rubbing the lotion all over the outside of her bikini top. Way to go, Tara.

Oh, and don't pay any attention to the flabby skin on Tara's stomach, or her flabby ass. Trust me, you'll be better off.

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures are Sexy Too

02:10 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

From time to time I get emails from readers telling me that I think all women should be stick thin, and have big boobs, and that I basically have some fetish for anorexic girls. I don't. I'm not against big boobs, but in general, any boobs will do, as long as they aren't stuffed with plastic like a Thanksgiving turkey. And as for girls so skinny they look like they just escaped from a concentration camp, I'm pretty sure I've always said that's disgusting. Case in point: These Tara Reid bikini pictures.

Tara Reid has fake breasts (gross ones at that), legs so skinny they don't look physically capable of holding up her over-sized fake breasts, and that wonderful orange glow you can only get out of a can. And while it's true I'm not a tremendous fan of the Jennifer Love Hewitt style junk-in-the-trunk look, that doesn't mean I like girls who think cocaine is the best diet food.

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Tara Reid's Ass Looks As Good As the Rest of Her

04:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

You know, I think it would probably be in Tara Reid's best interests to just not wear bikinis anymore. The thing is, she's only wearing them to get attention, and while that plan is working for her, I'm not sure it's really the kind of attention she would have wanted. Because Tara Reid doesn't actually look good in a bikini, and everyone is saying it.

We've seen Tara Reid's saggy belly, and her over-sized breasts, and today we have Tara's sunken ass. It almost looks as though it's trying to escape up into a certain hole, and get out of the spotlight. At least her ass is smarter than she is.

Please Tara, enough with the bikinis. What's that? Why don't I just stop posting Tara Reid bikini pictures? Shut up.

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Tara Reid's Breasts are Lopsided

09:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

Poor Tara Reid. Is there no end to how ridiculous she looks? Just the other day we saw Tara Reid in a bikini, showing off her incredibly saggy stomach, and today she's wearing a dress that shows just how bad her latest boob job was.

Now, you'd think the point of having breast implants would be to fix whatever problems there might have been, but apparently, for Tara, it's just another excuse to show off just how clueless she is. It makes you wonder if she was drunk when she decided to have the surgery. Actually, it makes you wonder if her doctor was drunk when he performed the surgery.

Poor Tara. Poor, poor Tara. As luck would have it, The Daily Mail interviewed Tara about her botched surgeries, and here's what she said:

Tara admitted: "I originally did it because I had one breast bigger than the other, but I also gained and lost weight so they were getting saggy and in Hollywood you have to look great.

But now she after having the procedures corrected, she said: "I feel like a girl again... I walk out of the shower now and it's like wow I'm back."

Sorry, Tara, not quite.

Oh, also, that dress is kinda see-through, so you know what that means: Nipples! Oh, wait. Tara Reid nipples. Crap.

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Really Sexy Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

12:57 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

Yeah.... I think I'm going to throw up, and I really wish that Tara Reid would stop wearing bikinis. Her stomach looks like leftover Play Dough. Be careful looking at the pictures, becaue I'm pretty sure if you stare too long, you will turn to stone.

The really scary thing, though, is that Tara Reid seems to think she looks good. I guess she's probably drinking again still. But I think I've come up with a solution. Just get some bigger breasts implants, and that should pull the rest of skin tight again. That is how it works, isn't it?

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Tara Reid's Bikini Cannot Contain Her Breasts

02:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Tara Reid

You've got to hand it to Tara Reid. She's really managed to get herself back into fine form, and has almost completely lost that skanky image of hers. I say almost, because she still can't quite pick out a bikini that actually fits. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now, I don't mind Tara Reid's breasts half spilling out of her bikini top, but it would be nice, though, to see Tara Reid looking a little bit more presentable, if only for novelty's sake. Either that, or just go the whole way back to giving us one of those classic Tara Reid nipple slips that made her famous.

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