Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures are a "Coincidence"

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Here's Australian "actress" Sophie Monk on the beach in some "candid" bikini pictures. It's not like she "wants" the attenion. The photographers just "happened" to be there. I'm sure it's all just a "coincidence."

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Sophie Monk Nude Videos from The Hills Run Red

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If you like those Sophie Monk nipple slip pictures from the other day, then you'll probably like these Sophie Monk nude videos from her movie The Hills Run Red. Sadly, if you like good movies, you definitely won't like this one. Because it's crap. And while no Horror movies are reknowned for their acting, this one is particularly bad in that department. I'm not even sure how it rates as a Horror flick, since I don't like Horror movies, but judging by the fact that it went straight to video, I'm sure that will tell you what you need to know. Still, there is that part (or parts, rather) where you get to see Sophie Monk naked. So that's okay.

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Sophie Monk Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

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Here's Sophie Monk in some obviously staged bikini pictures, but what might not be staged (though it probably is) is the Sophie Monk nipple slip we've got going on. I really wouldn't put it past her. She's got no talent other than being hot, and she's a total attention whore, so it's par for the course. Not that I'm complaining. In fact, I think it's pretty awesome the lengths she's willing to go to for fame.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Picutres are Good from Far

12:56 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Here's Aussie hottie Sophie Monk doing what she does best, which isn't acting, but rather prancing about half naked in a bikini. But to be completely honest, I don't even think she's so good at that. I mean, sure she's hot, overall, but when you take a closer look at some of these Sophie Monk bikini pictures she kinda looks like a skeleton with big boobs and collagen lips. Then again, 90% of the women Hollywood look like that too, so I guess she's doing alright? Right?

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Sophie Monk (Topless) Bikini Pictures are Nice, But a Little Pathetic

12:21 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Here's Aussie hottie / "actress" Sophie Monk in a bikini, doing the requisite "hey look at me, I'm a nobody, but I'm hot, and I'm wearing a bikini" "candid" shots. Yes, there's nothing candid about these pictures, and it's kind of pathetic that these "actresses" or so desperate for attention. Then again, you could say it's pathetic that I'm posting all these bikini pictures. But I'm getting paid, so no it's not.

Oh, and yes, that is Sophie Monk topless in the last picture...

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Sophie Monk's Bikini Bike Ride

03:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Well, isn't this a coincidence. Looks like Sophie Monk just happened to be riding her bike, and wouldn't you know it, she also just happened to be wearing a bikini. And how random is it that she should be spotted by the paparazzi? I know! It's as if the fates conspired to have all these seemingly unrelated events mystically coincide. Well, someone was conspiring, anyway.

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Sophie Monk Was Built for Bikinis

11:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk is a crap actress, and she can't do accents for shit, but damn does she look good in a bikini. I figure that's why she still gets any acting roles at all. Not that I've seen her in much lately, besides her bikini that is. Which also isn't much (as far as clothing goes). Still, I'd rather see her in much less.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

10:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk is an "actress," and I use the term loosely, who is beter known for being dumped in favour of Paris Hilton. That's gotta hurt. So what's a girl who's been dumped for Paris Hilton to do? Well, showing off your hot bod in a bikini is a good start. Of course, I wouldn't mind a Sophie Monk sex tape, either. But I guess these Sophie Monk bikini pictues will have to do for now.

Oh, and in the very last picture before the jump, you can see straight down Sophie Monk's bikini bottoms... Just thought you'd like to know.

Lots more pathetically staged Sophie Monk bikini pictures after the jump. God she's hot.

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Sophie Monk Wants to F U

04:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

As far as celebrity status goes, Sophie Monk is decidedly F-List. I think she's been in like one movie, and if she hadn't dated that douchebag who's with Paris Hilton now, or if she wasn't currently Ryan Seacrest's beard, no one would care about her at all. And you probably don't care anyway. In fact, I can't even say that Sophie Monk is particularly pretty, what with her ridiculously collagen-filled lips, but there a couple things about her that are rather remarkable. I'll give you two guesses as to what they are...

Nice shirt, by the way, Sophie.

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