Sophie Monk Archive (4 Posts)

Friday, 12 September, 2008

Sophie Monk's Bikini Bike Ride

03:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Well, isn't this a coincidence. Looks like Sophie Monk just happened to be riding her bike, and wouldn't you know it, she also just happened to be wearing a bikini. And how random is it that she should be spotted by the paparazzi? I know! It's as if the fates conspired to have all these seemingly unrelated events mystically coincide. Well, someone was conspiring, anyway.

Link: Sophie Monk's Bikini Bike Ride

Tuesday, 9 September, 2008

Sophie Monk Was Built for Bikinis

11:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk is a crap actress, and she can't do accents for shit, but damn does she look good in a bikini. I figure that's why she still gets any acting roles at all. Not that I've seen her in much lately, besides her bikini that is. Which also isn't much (as far as clothing goes). Still, I'd rather see her in much less.

Link: Sophie Monk Was Built for Bikinis

Wednesday, 23 July, 2008

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

10:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk is an "actress," and I use the term loosely, who is beter known for being dumped in favour of Paris Hilton. That's gotta hurt. So what's a girl who's been dumped for Paris Hilton to do? Well, showing off your hot bod in a bikini is a good start. Of course, I wouldn't mind a Sophie Monk sex tape, either. But I guess these Sophie Monk bikini pictues will have to do for now.

Oh, and in the very last picture before the jump, you can see straight down Sophie Monk's bikini bottoms... Just thought you'd like to know.

Lots more pathetically staged Sophie Monk bikini pictures after the jump. God she's hot.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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Link: Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, 15 April, 2008

Sophie Monk Wants to F U

04:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sophie Monk

As far as celebrity status goes, Sophie Monk is decidedly F-List. I think she's been in like one movie, and if she hadn't dated that douchebag who's with Paris Hilton now, or if she wasn't currently Ryan Seacrest's beard, no one would care about her at all. And you probably don't care anyway. In fact, I can't even say that Sophie Monk is particularly pretty, what with her ridiculously collagen-filled lips, but there a couple things about her that are rather remarkable. I'll give you two guesses as to what they are...