Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Are Something Different

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What's going on here? There's something odd about these Sienna Miller bikini pictures, but I can't quite figure out what it is. We've seen her on a boat before, and we've seen her smoking. So it can't be that. Her hair is pretty much the same as always, and it's not like she's put on weight. So what could it be? Oh, right... Sienna Miller isn't topless for once.

On another note, doesn't it look like Sienna Miller has a nipple ring in the top picture?

More Sienna Miller bikini pictures after the jump. Also different is the fact that Sienna Miller isn't having sex with Balthazar Getty either.

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Sienna Miller's Bush Gets Digitally Enhanced

12:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

So do you remember those Sienna Miller nude pictures that went up a while back? You know that ones taken on the set of Sienna Miller's movie, Hippie Hippie Shake, where we saw Sienna Miller nude, full frontal? Well, as we noted, Sienna's landing strip of pubic hair wasn't exactly "historically acurate," and now Sienna will be rocking a digital merkin, reports The Mirror. Yes, that's right, Sienna Miller is getting a computer-generated bush to make her nude scenes more "authentic."

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder," says our studio mole. "Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

"Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

"A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

Okay, so I haven't found pre-sale tickets for this movie yet, but I'll let you know when I do. Until then, here are the original photos, reposted for purely academic purposes.

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Sienna Miller Still Topless with Balthazar Getty

01:38 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Well, it looks like Sienna Miller's topless antics with Balthazar Getty aren't slowing down one bit. And now we've got pictures of Balthazar grabbing Sienna's breasts, and Sienna grabbing Balky's balls, in return. You know, proper beach behaviour.

Word is the couple are even planning to move in together. I suppose to spend even more time together naked. As if that were possible. Meanwhile, Getty's wife, Rosetta, oh yeah, he's still married, feel's "humiliated." Can you blame her? At least she's doesn't have to feel like the town slut.

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More Sienna Miller Topless with Balthazar Getty

01:47 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Yesterday we showed you Sienna Miller naked with Balthazar Getty, aka Balky, and today we've got even more pictures of the cheating couple getting frisky on the water. Naturally, Sienna Miller is topless, as usual, and rest assured that every time Sienna Miller gets naked, we'll be there.

On another note, I think it's fitting that the guy's name is Balthazar, which sounds like some kind of demon, because cheating on your wife, and four kids is a pretty evil thing to do. Even if it is with Sienna Miller.

And who are those old people in the boat? Did they bring their parents along on this topless boat ride to hell?

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Sienna Miller Naked with Balthazar Getty

01:56 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

We've all seen Sienna Miller naked (or topless) before, but we haven't seen Sienna Miller naked with Balthazar Getty before. So what's the big deal, you ask? Sure she's been seen nude with other guys before, but this is the first confirmation that her rumoured relationship with Balky (that's what I'm calling him from now on) is, in fact, real.

The new couple were spotted getting intimate on Italy's Amalfi Coast just days after Balky issued a public denial of their relationship. Oh, and he's married with four kids. Yup. Anyone else reminded of Sienna's affair with Jude Law while he was married? Maybe I shoul change the title of this post to "Sienna Miller: Naked Homewrecker."

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Sienna Miller Dumped Rhys Ifans' Ass

11:51 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

I saw this one coming a mile away. I knew there was no way that Sienna Miller would actually marry that doofus, Rhys Ifans, and low and behold, after reluctantly accepting his wedding proposal, Sienna has now dumped Rhys' ass to the curb. Now, she apparently didn't dump him because he's an unattractive doofus goofball, but because he's a jealous, unattractive doofus goofball. At least that's what The Sun is reporting (minus the unattractive doofus goofball thing, that was all me).

Screen beauty SIENNA MILLER has dumped actor boyfriend RHYS IFANS because he was jealous about her seeing her ex-love — MATTHEW RHYS. The blonde Alfie star broke the bad news to Welshman Ifans in a tearful phone call last weekend.

She blamed her decision on their long-distance relationship, during which Ifans became suspicious that she had rekindled her romance with Matthew. But Sienna, 26, insists she and her ex are just good friends — even though she has seen a lot more of Matthew during her regular trips to LA in recent months.

A source said: "Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.

"She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called 'incriminating evidence'. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him and the time she puts into the relationship. When they are together they get on so well. But she can't cope with his jealousy."

Ouch! She dumped her fiance over the phone? That's rough. Though when you turn out to be a jealous psycho stalker, that's what you get. personally, I don't think anyone with sideburns that ridiculous ever deserves to get that freaking close to Sienna Miller in a bikini. I don't even want to think about the fact they were actually doing it for a year. Ah crap. I just thought about it.

And yes, these Sienna Miller bikini pictures are "recycled," but they are the only pictures I have of the two of them together, and I already paid for them. Plus, would you rather look at Sienna Miller fully clothed, or half naked in a bikini? That's what I thought.

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Sienna Miller's Bikini Cameltoe

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Yesterday we saw Sienna Miller topless at the beach in SoCal, and today we've got more Sienna Miller bikini pictures, but these aren't your ordinary Sienna Miller bikini pictures, because as far as I can tell, Sienna is wearing regular panties in stead of bikini bottoms. At least that what it looks like. And if you look real close (which I know you will), there's some great cameltoe action happening.

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Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures

02:52 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

There's no shortage of Sienna Miller topless pictures in the world, but that doesn't mean we aren't simply thrilled to see more. She may not be the bustiest, or bootiest of babes, but she holds a special place in the heart of Egotastic!, and as long as we keep getting more Sienna Miller topless pictures, she always will.

These particular Sienna Miller topless bikini pictures are particularly fun because besides the full-on topless shots, we've got some nice bikini pictures, including a great bikini malfunction nipple slip. You'd think with rather small breasts, Sienna wouldn't have much trouble keeping her bikini top on, but you'd be wrong.

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Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures for the Weekend

01:39 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

How about we close out the week with a few more Sienna Miller bikini pictures? Yeah, I thought you might like that. Personally, I can't get enough of her, though it would have been nice to see a couple Sienna Miller topless pictures this time around. Oh well, I guess we'll have to settle for Sienna getting herself hosed down... Have a great weekend.

Previously this week:

Sienna Miller Bikini Malfunction
Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures Make Me Happy

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Sienna Miller Bikini Malfunction

04:10 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sienna Miller

Oops! Looks like someone's having a little trouble with their bikini! If you liked those Sienna Miller bikini pictures from yesterday, then you're going to like these new Sienna Miller bikini pictures a hell of a lot more. Why? Well, for one thing, Sienna's bikini bottoms are falling off!

Thanks to some extra water in her bikini bottoms, we got a great look at Sienna Miller's ass, with an extra helping of "coinslot." I just love that word: Coinslot. It's fun to say. Anyway, here's the slow-mo, frame by frame shots of Sienna Miller's bikini malfunction in action. It's poetry in motion. Or something like that.

And check out our Celebrity Bikini Archive for tons, and tons, and tons more celebrity bikini pictures. You know you want to.

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