Shayne Lamas is the "winner" of this year's The Bachelor. I put "winner" in quotes because anyone on a reality show is automatically a loser to begin with. Anyway, these Shayne Lamas bikini pictures were obviously staged to try and cash in on her new-found 15 minutes of fame, which will probably turn into a lifetime of hopping from one reality show to another. Yes, another completely useless "celebrity" to put up with, but at least she's a hottie.
And no, I don't know what's up with the fish, but I have a feeling the fact that it's shaped like a penis has something to with it.
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