Sharon Stone Topless Pictures from Paris Match

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No, I don't know why there are Sharon Stone topless pictures in the new issue of Paris Match, but then again, I never could figure out those Parisians. She does look pretty good though (after all the Photoshop). At least we know they didn't have to Photoshop here breasts. After all, they're just a few years old at this point. Unlike Sharon.

I really wish we could have more young hotties getting naked like in those Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures, but I guess we're stuck with some old ladies today. First Kate Moss and Karen Mulder topless, and now Sharon Stone. Take what you can get, right?

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I Can See Sharon Stone's Nipples

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Sharon Stone may be old and scary, buther breasts will be forever young (because they are fake). And it's not like you haven't seen them before, but here are Sharon Stone's nipples, completely showing through her see-though dress that she wore to the Oscar after parties. I'm not sure if Sharon was aware that her dress was that see-through, but I'm betting she was.

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Sharon Stone Bikini Pictures Are Alright

12:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

Seems Sharon Stone has been pretty busy at Cannes this year. If she's not flashing her "britney", she's hanging out in her bikini. Now, I know Sharon gets a lot of flack for not quite being as hot as she used to be, but I've got to say these Sharon Stone bikini pictures are pretty hot. You know, for a woman of 80.

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Sharon Stone Flashes Her Basic Instinct

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Oops! Looks like Sharon Stone showed a little too much while on a boat ride in Cannes. Like a reenactment of her famous scene in Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone flashed what has ostensibly become the most famous part of her body. But was it life truly imitating art (more like Sharon imitating Lindsay), or did she manage to maintain a little bit of modesty. You'll have to click to find out.

Photo credit: X17

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Sharon Stone Nipple Slip - The Last of 2007

11:41 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

If you thought that the Nicolette Sheridan nipple slip we saw last week would be the last one for the year, well, there's always time for one more, and now the distinction of Last Nipple Slip of 2007 goes to these Sharon Stone nipple slip pictures.

And you've got to really appreciate this nipple slip, because Sharon's actually wearing two shirts, and her nipples still manage to show through. First, they wiggled their way out of her tank top, and her see-through sweater on top was absolutely no match for the tenacity of her nipples.

Well done Sharon. I don't know if you should be proud, but you are officially the final nipple slip of 2007. Now, lets just hope we get some new, and younger nipples in 2008.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

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Sharon Stone Topless Pictures

03:33 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

I don't know if anyone even cares about Sharon Stone topless pictures anymore, but here's a bunch. Of course, these pictures made the cover of Italian magazine "Chi," so I guess some people still care. Also, when some of those pictures show Sharon Stone pouring a glass of water down her bikini bottoms, well, that's got to get your attention.

Now, I'm pretty sure everyone in the world has seen Sharon Stone's breasts by now, but when you're rounding 50, and still looking like this, well, you probably deserve a second look. Granted, Sharon Stone's breasts are totally fake (that how come they point straight up), but that probably doesn't matter right now.

And speaking of fake, check out how the magazine totally Photoshopped in the grass, and also Photoshopped Sharon's hand to cover her nipples. Who knew the Italians would have a problem with nudity?

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Sharon Stone Bikini Pictures

11:25 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

So, it's pretty to give Sharon Stone a hard time, what with her generally being crazy, but after seeing these Sharon Stone bikini pictures, I think we should cut her a little slack. Granted, looking good in a bikini doesn't really have much to do with overall mental health, just ask Lindsay Lohan, but any woman over 50 who can look that good (minus a little flabiness in the ass), gets at least a few bonus points.

Of course, it's almost impossible to know what parts of Sharon Stone are actually real, and haven't been nipped, tucked, stuffed, or enhanced, but really, who cares? Whatever she's doing, it's working for her, and at least she doesn't look like Pamela Anderson.

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Sharon Stone is Really, Really Pretty

02:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

If you think Katharine McPhee is really, really pretty, then you'll just love Sharon Stone.

Looks like the wicked witch's spell has been broken, and we can finally see what Sharon Stone really looks like. My my, if she isn't just the prettiest girl in the world.

Photo credit: Flynet

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

12:00 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Sharon Stone

Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

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The American Music Awards are useless. No one involved with them in any capacity is an actual musician, so it doesn't matter who wins what. A singular exception is made for Tenacious D who rocked the hizouse.

On a slightly more positive note, Jimmy Kimmel did a solid job as host, but how hard can it really be when the music industry is already one big joke.

That being said, award shows still bring out the famous ladies in fancy dresses, and that's always enough to get posted on Egotastic! So sit back, relax and get clicking, cuz this post will be way better than the AMAs. Why? Because it's silent.

Check out all the 226 American Music Awards pictures.

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