Scarlett Johansson hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and really couldn't tell you if her monologue was funny or not. In fact, I couldn't even tell you what it was about. So entranced was I by her cleavage, that a nuclear explosion could have gone off in the next room, and I wouldn't have noticed.
So, future reference for the writers at Saturday Night Live: If you're not sure if the monologue is going to be funny, just get a girl like Scarlett Johansson to put on a tight, busty dress. And even if you do think the monologue is funny, just get a girl like Scarlett Johansson to put on a tight, busty dress, because it probably isn't.
If you want to know what the monologue was about, or you just want to watch Scarlett Johansson's breasts bounce around in a tight dress...
More stunning Scarlett Johansson pictures, including the SNL photoshoot, after the jump.