So if you were at all anticipating Scarlett Johansson's album (though, who really was?), then you might want to reevaluate your expectations. You see, this past weekend, at the Coachella Music Festival, someone thought it would be a good idea to have Scarlett Johansson sing backing vocals for The Jesus and Mary Chain as they performed their song "Just Like Honey." Problem is, Scarlett Johansson can't sing.
I mean, it's actually really bad. She only had one word to sing, "honey," and she couldn't even stay in the right key. Sure the audio quality of the video below may not make it very clear, but you can't blame being tone deaf on fuzzy YouTube audio. Now's probably a good time for Scarlett to get in touch with Paris Hilton's album producers. Or maybe Madonna's.