Scarlett Johansson Brings Her Cleavage to the Cover of Vogue Paris

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It's only one picture (for now), but what a picture it is. Scarlett Johansson, and her world-class cleavage hit the cover of the April issue of Vogue Paris, and if this shot is any indication, it will be a sexy spread. Of course, that isn't always the case, so we'll have to wait and see, but the cover is definitely post-worthy on it's own, so clicky clicky for the full size version.

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Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage Sells You Crap

12:13 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

It feels almost like Scarlett Johansson is in more ads than movies these days, but that means we get more Scarlett Johansson cleavage like in these Dolce & Gabbana Eye Shadow ads, then I'm all for it. Sure, I'd rather see Scarlett Johansson get naked in a movie, but that doesn't seem to be happening any time soon, so I guess I'll take what I can get. And if yuo know what's good for you, you will too.

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I'm Just Not That Into Scarlett Johansson

11:22 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

I appreciate Scarlett Johansson wanting to dress up all nice for the premiere of her new movie, I'm Just Not That Into You, but this is what we call an EPIC FAIL. I don't know where to begin exactly, so let's start at the top. The hair. I've seen worse, but this totally isn't working. Not with her complection, and not that flat. That is some seriously flat hair. Good thing her boobs aren't that flat. And speaking of boobs, that dress. What the fuck is she wearing? It looks like she took the dress with most stains she could find on it, and then added a few more. It's kind of shiteous. At least we got a little bit of cleavage. So basically, the only good thing about Scarlett Johansson right now is her boobs. So overall she still wins.

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Scarlett Johansson Should Be Mine

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Here's Scarlett Johansson on the cover of the February issue of Harper's Bazaar magazine. She looks good. But really, when doesn't she? It's really pretty retarded that she's married now. Especially to Ryan Reynolds, cuz I like him, and he actually doesn't seem like an asshole, so it's not really fair to make fun of him. Still, I will call him a Douchebag, if for no other reason than he took Scarlett away from me, and that is essentially what Douchebags do. They take the hot girls away from me.

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Scarlett Johansson is Pretty

01:46 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Once upon a time, before the constant barrage of bikini pictures and the onslaught of nipple slips, it was enough to see a pretty girl in a nice dress on the red carpet. We didn't a ton of cleavage, or see-through dresses. Sure those things are nice, but sometimes, just a bit of classic beauty is all you need. And that's just what Scarlett Johansson was at the premiere of The Spirit. Classic beauty.

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It's Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month!

11:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of the December issue of Allure magazine, and if these behind-the-scenes photos are any indication, it's going to be one hot issue. November is fast turning into Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month, what with Scarlett Johansson's cleavage in The Spirit, and Scarlett's cleavagey red-carpet appearance. And can I just say, Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month is way better than National Stamp Collecting Month. So stay tuned for the official magazine pics, which will hopefully have much more Scarlett cleavage, and for now, check out these hot behind-the-scenes pictures.

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Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage Has Got Spirit

10:38 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Here's Scarlett Johansson, and her incredible cleavage, on the cover of Wizard magazine, aka, the magazine for nerds. Scarlett plays Silken Floss in the new Spirit movie, coming out this Christmas, and it looks like most of the acting will be done by her breasts. Which means the movie is going to be awesome. Also, it's directed by Frank Miller, so that should be good, too.

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Scarlett Johansson Cleavage is Back, Baby!

04:32 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

FINALLY!!!!! It has been forever since we've seen Scarlett Johansson looking this good, and can I just say: WOW! Once again, Scarlett proves she's still one of the most beautiful women in the world, and has probably the best cleavage ever. I think now that there is a new President in the United States, I think his first act shold be to mandate that Scarlett Johansson must show her cleavage at all times. Forget about the economy. Forget about the war. We Want Scarlett! Yes We Can!

And since we know that Scarlett is such a big fan of the new President, maybe he could go one better, and get her to strip down completely... She could be the Marilyn to his JFK.

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Scarlett Johansson Reminds Us She's Hot

12:43 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson isn't one of those celebrities you see out at the clubs, or walking random red carpets every other day, so it's easy to forget about her sometimes. But then she comes along again on the cover of some magazine, like the August issue of Cosmo, say, looking like a million bucks, and you realize all over again just how hot Scarlett Johansson is. And as if that wasn't enough, she ups the cleavage factor just to drive her point home.

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Scarlett Johansson is Naked. In Theory

12:07 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

In this scene from her new movie, He's Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson is naked, swimming in the nude, and getting you all hot and bothered. Except, she's probably not. At least not that we can see. In all likelihood, Scarlett Johansson is probably wearing some nude-coloured swimsuit or maybe something like those flesh-toned pasties we saw in those Megan Fox topless pictures. Still, as far as primitive brain knows, Scarlett Johansson is naked, and that's what I'm going to keep telling myself.

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