Scarlett Johansson Reminds Us She's Hot

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Scarlett Johansson isn't one of those celebrities you see out at the clubs, or walking random red carpets every other day, so it's easy to forget about her sometimes. But then she comes along again on the cover of some magazine, like the August issue of Cosmo, say, looking like a million bucks, and you realize all over again just how hot Scarlett Johansson is. And as if that wasn't enough, she ups the cleavage factor just to drive her point home.

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Scarlett Johansson is Naked. In Theory

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In this scene from her new movie, He's Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson is naked, swimming in the nude, and getting you all hot and bothered. Except, she's probably not. At least not that we can see. In all likelihood, Scarlett Johansson is probably wearing some nude-coloured swimsuit or maybe something like those flesh-toned pasties we saw in those Megan Fox topless pictures. Still, as far as primitive brain knows, Scarlett Johansson is naked, and that's what I'm going to keep telling myself.

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's Lesbian Kiss is in the Vicky Cristina Barcelona Trailer

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There's lots of kissing and sexiness in the trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Starring Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem, but the kiss that's got our attention is Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian kiss, which is seen briefly in the trailer. We already told you about Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz's lesbian sex scene in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, and here's your first look. If only we could have had a similar scene in The Other Boleyn Girl...

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Scarlett Johansson is Engaged, Busty

04:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

So I know the news that Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Ryan Reynolds was yesterday's big story, but when I heard the news, I locked myself in my room, and cried. Then I did a lot of shouting, pacing, more crying, screaming, I watched a bit of TV, cried some more, then finally managed to pull myself together long enough to write this post.

So, yeah, Scarlett Johansson is getting married. And even worse, it's to Ryan Reynolds, someone I can't really call a douchebag, because I actually think he's kind of cool. It sucks. Thankfully, it's Hollywood, and once her album comes out, tanks, and then she needs publicity for something else, they'll probably break up to get more attention. At least that's what I'm hoping will happen.

At least Scarlett showed up to the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala with some great cleavage to make us feel a little better. Then I realised that cleavage would soon be married off, and I went back to crying.

You can even take a look-see at Scarlett's engagement ring. She's such a show off. More pictures of Scarlett and her awesome cleavage after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson Sings, Badly

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Ugh. Here it is. The music video for Scarlett Johansson's first single, "Falling Down." It's not good. Scarlett can't exactly, you know, what's it called, um, sing. It's kind of like listening to her in that Karaoke scene from Lost in Translation, but without Bill Murray being funny. It does have David Bowie in it, though. Anyway, at least it's good that they didn't overprocess her voice to try and fool us into thinking she sounds good, right? Maybe not.

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Scarlett Johansson is a Sexy Nurse in The Spirit

10:49 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Hello nurse! Here's Scarlett Johansson in a very sexy nurse costume for her role in the upcoming adaption of Will Eisner's classic comic, The Spirit. Scarlett plays a femme fatale named Silk N. Floss, and her name and outfit are any indication, this will be one sexy character.

These costume test shots just hit, and are sure to send every fanboy's heart racing. Of course, you don't need to be a comic fan to appreciate just how hot Scarlett is going to be in this movie. Let's just hope she's a little more lively than she is in these photos.

Update: Sorry, but I had to take down the pictures of Scarlett in her new costume. Apparently the folks at Lion's Gate don't like free publicity for their movies, but whatever. Here are some much sexier photos of Scarlett with lots of cleavage. More after the jump too.

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"Win" a "Date" with Scarlett Johansson

11:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Hey all you Scarlett Johansson stalkers out there, here's your chance to get up close and personal with the object of your obsession. If you've got some extra cash lying around, you might want to head over to EBay, and start bidding to be Scarlett Johansson's date to the June 2009 premiere of her movie He's Just Not That Into You.

Though, I wouldn't really call it a date, and neither did Scarlett, even though Page Six did. Here's what they wrote:

Listen up, boys. It's time to stop splurging and start saving. You've got the opportunity of a lifetime, but it's going to cost every cent you've got.

You've got the chance to have the date of a lifetime, a date with your dream girl, a date with Scarlett Johansson. Seriously. (We wouldn't joke about this.)

What's the catch, you ask? Well, it'll cost you.

ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins tomorrow, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports. Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the silver screen siren?

The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2009 red carpet premier of her upcoming film, He's Just Not That Into You.

Who says money can't buy happiness?

Of course, there is a problem with Page Six's report. You won't actually be Scarlett's date. The auction is for two passes to the premiere, and while you get to meet Scarlett, there is absolutely no way that you will be spending the entire evening with her. Make sure to read the fine print on the auction page:

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

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Not exactly the most romantic date ever, is it? Then again, if Scarlett wears anything even close to this outfit she wore to the premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl, it would still be 100% totally worth it.

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Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson Meet Prince Charming

01:26 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and I'll probably keep saying it til the end of time: Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are perfect together. That being said, they both need to fire their stylists, STAT! Natalie and Scarlett attended the Royal Premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl in London, and, well, lets just say that it looks like they borrowed their dresses from Prince Charles' wife, Camilla Parker Bowles.

And speaking of Prince Charles, I bet he was all "Hey baby, I'm the Prince of Wales, show me your boobies" to Scarlett. Look, he's even trying to grab them! And what's with the pointing at Natalie? He's like "Where do I know you from? Were you in that Star Trek movie?" You'd think the Prince of Wales would know that it's rude to point. Also, Prince Charles has chubby fingers.

Oh, and Scarlett Johansson's ass looks huuuuuge in that dress. More Natalie and Scarlett pics after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage is Way Better Than Natalie Portman's

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Well, we were all a little disappointed earlier when Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson wore some ugly dresses to their Photo Call in Berlin, but thankfully, they pulled out all the stops for the premiere. At least Scarlett did. I don't know what the hell Natalie Portman is wearing. It doesn't really matter though since I'm sure all eyes are squarely on Scarlett Johansson's cleavage.

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Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson Could Do Better

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Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were on hand for the Photo Call for their new film The Other Boleyn Girl at hte Berlin Film Festival, and I, for one, was expecting a lot more. I mean, those are some pretty boring and ugly dresses. Especially Scarlett's. Did she find it in her grandmother's closet?

Still, any chance we get to see Natalie and Scarlett together is welcomed, and you can't deny how ridiculously good they look together, but a little more effort would be appreciated next time. Of course, we still have all the red carpet premieres to look forward to, so they've got another chance to redeem themselves.

Also, Eric Bana is the luckiest man in the whole Universe. Ever. And yes, I too wish that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson would just spontaneously start making out.

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