If ever there was a woman built for a bikini, it's Salma Hayek, and while I wish these Salma Hayek bikini pictures were a little bigger, and that her bikini was a little smaller, I'll take what I can get. All I know is, that boyfriend (husband?) of her's is one lucky Billionaire. But then again, aren't all Billionaires lucky?
So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.
Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.
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Photographer Timothy White has taken some pretty damn sexy photos for his book Hollywood Pinup. I don't know how he got stars like Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Kate Hudson to pose nude for him, but I assume that not showing any actual nipple was the deciding factor for them. Still, this is one coffee table book that is worth picking up.
Other stars featured in the book include Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Cindy Crawford, one of the Olsen Twins (I can't tell which), Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams.
You can find the rest of the pinup pictures after the jump.
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Link: Elisha Cuthbert, Angie Harmon, Gina Gershon, Kate Hudson and Many More Get Naked, Pinup Style
Oh, hello! Is that a Salma Hayek nipple slip on on German TV!? Sorta, kinda, almost, but let's go for yeah. Salma was a guest on German talk show Wetten Das, and decided to wear a Bavarian-style outfit, complete with extreme cleavage. But Salma was busting out of her bustier, and showing a bit of nip as well. Now for you purists, and anatamy freaks, yes, it was just areola, but that's good enough to call it a nipple slip in my book.
It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.
There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.
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Colour me confused. I'm not sure what's up with Salma Hayek, but it looks like something big. Not only have her normally large breasts seemingly jumped a cup size or two, but her ass is noticeably larger, and so is her belly. And don't get me started on the hair.
So what's going on here? Is Salma Hayek pregnant, or just fat? And how the hell did it happen so fast? Either that girl got her self knocked up (and has been hiding it well), or she's been hitting the Twinkies.
Update - March 9, 2007: Yup, Salma Hayek is Pregnant. And she's engaged to the baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, CEO of Pinault-Printemps-Redoute, which owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, and French retail chain FNAC. His family also owns Christie's auction house, so in case you were wondering, the guy is rich.
Photo credit: X17
Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?
Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.
But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.
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I'm Canadian, so I don't do the whole Thanksgiving thing, but that doesn't mean I can't take a second and appreciate the good things in life. And two of those good things, actually, very good things, are Salma Hayek's breasts.
They're bountiful, plentiful, and just a whole lot of fun to look at. So while you're sitting around the Thanksgiving day table, being thankful for friends and family, remember to be thankful for Salma Hayek, and Egotastic! too. Because where else are you gonna get stuff like this?
Happy Thanksgiving!
More Salma Hayek pics after the jump.
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