Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna (But Not That Way)

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Glamour magazine did a photoshoot with a bunch of young stars posing as American Icons, and for the most part, it's pretty good, but probably the standout pictures are of Lindsay Lohan as Madonna. Really, only because they are the only ones with any cleavage, and also, they have Lindsay posing in Madonna's 1984 outfit, when she was actually sexy. They also used a really soft lens, and the pictures are small, so you can't tell that Lindsay is really an anorexic coke whore. So, win win.

The other pictures include Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter, Chanel Iman as Althea Gibson, Hayden Panettiere as Amelia Earhart, Emma Roberts as Audrey Hepburn, Camilla Belle as Mary Tyler Moore, Emma Stone as Carrie Bradshaw, Elisha Cuthbert as Brandi Chastain, America Ferrera as Dolores Huerta, Alicia Keys as First Lady Michelle Obama, Paula Patton as Billie Holiday, and Odette Yustman, Spencer Grammer, & Rumer Willis as The Women of Woodstock.

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66th Annual Golden Globes Mega Picture Post

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So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.

Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.

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Rumer Willis' Breasts Can't Distract From Her Chin

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Oh Rumer Willis, you poor misguided soul. With yuor unrelenting desire to be famous, and your giant Leno chin. But what's a girl to do to get people to stop looking at her protruding jaw? Show em your boobs! And that's just what Rumer Willis did at the Power for Paws party held Monday night. It's sad, really, the lengths to which she'll go to get noticed. And who knew that at only 19, Rumer Willis' breasts are already starting to sag (or is that just the dress)? Nice try, though. A for Effort.

Who knows, maybe in her next bid for stardom, we'll see some implants, like her mom, Demi Moore got. Not that I'm advocating that. It's just a likely possibility.

Lots more of Rumer Willis' breasts' desperate attempt for attention after the jump.

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2008 MTV Movie Awards Mega Picture Post

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I didn't even know the 2008 MTV Movie Awards were on last night, but it wouldn't have made a difference, since I don't get MTV. But don't worry if you missed it, because MTV will be replaying the show all summer. Doesn't that make you feel better? I didn't think so. Anyway, here are all the hot young celebrities who showed up to promote their latest movie, or album, or whatever, by wearing short skirts, and putting on too much makeup, and winning meaningless awards.

Attendees include: Anne Hathaway, Audrina Patridge, Charlize Theron, Ellen Page, Emma Stone, Heidi Montag, Katharine McPhee, Kristen Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meagan Good, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Rumer Willis, Tila Tequila, and Whitney Port. You know, the big stars.

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Rumer Willis: Bikini Butterface

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Here are some more Rumer Willis bikini pictures from the Op campaign that featured Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari in their bikinis. Why am I posting this? Well, as I said before, Rumer Willis is the ultimate butterface. There is no denying that she's got a killer body, but that face. Oh that face. It's as if under those drab suits, Jay Leno was a really hot chick.

To make up for these Rumer Willis bikini pictures, here are more Josie Maran bikini pictures from the same shoot, because Josie is a proper bikini model.

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Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures Are Good Enough for Me

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Here are Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari getting their bikinis on for the new Op line from Wal-Mart. All in all, it's a pretty hot group, aside from Rumer Willis being a butterface, but she does have a really great body, so what are you gonna do? I've heard a paper bag does the trick, but I think that's a little cruel. Maybe a Demi Moore Halloween mask. Yeah, that'd be much better than staring into Bruce Willis' ugly face the whole time.

Oh, there's also a video of Rumer Willis, Josie Maran, Christina Milian and Kristin Cavallari, so make sure you watch that, too.

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Kristin Cavallari, Josie Maran, Christina Milian, Rumer Willis Bikini Video for Op

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Rumer Willis Half Naked, in a Back Brace and Dunce Cap. WTF!?

03:26 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Rumer Willis

If you don't know who Rumer Willis is, she is the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She's also a celebrity wannabe, and from the looks of it, she's willing to go to great lengths to get some attention. These shots of Rumer Willis naked, covered only be a be-dazzled, and fetishised back brace, and a dunce cap are from a new movie she's in, and, well, lets just say I'm becoming interested.

Of course, I should be careful about what I say about Rumer Willis, because I sure as hell don't want her father breaking down my door and coming after me Die Hard style. Bruce Willis is kinda psycho.

But regardless of Papa Bruce, that's some major side boob.

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