My heart is racing. My palms sweaty. That can only mean one thing: the return of my super ginger crush, Renee Olstead, let loose on the town this past weekend, looking ridiculously hot bodied and all kinds of sexy and boobtastic. I know it's a PETA event, but all I can think about is hunting down some large defenseless animals and bringing their bloody carcass to her cave to impress her with my manly man-type skills. I'm in lust. Re-lust. I need to go to rehab for my re-lust. With Lindsay Lohan back in the justice system, I'd say there's a new top sexy carrot in town, and her name is Renee Olstead. Enjoy.
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