These Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures Should Have Been Better

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Yeah, so I was kind of expecting more from these Reese Witherspoon bikini pictures, but sadly, I'm probably as disappointed as Jake Gyllenhaal there. Okay, that's not fair. Reese looks pretty good for your average single, working mother. But that's the problem. Reese Witherspoon isn't your average single, working mother. She's one of the highest paid actresses in the world. So is it really too much to ask to have high expectations? Sometimes I'm a real asshole.

More Reese Witherspoon bikini pictures after the jump.

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2

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Some of the highlights of the Oscars this year included Al Gore being "cut off" during his "announcement," Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Copolla making fun of George Lucas, and Martin Scorcese finally winning an Oscar, if for no other reason than maybe his next movie won't have to be nominated.

But what made the show so good this time around was really that there were lots of moments throughout the show that kept it moving, and kept it fun. I won't go into the rest of it, though, because you're just here for all the beautiful women who came out for the big night.

Just a few of the names that fall in K-Z category are Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts (looking rather pregnant), Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, and Japanese cutie, Rinko Kikuchi.

Again, here's just a taste, with the rest after the jump, and if you missed it, don't forget about the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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Screen Actors Guild Awards Mega Picture Post

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As far as award shows go, the Screen Actors Guild Awards have got to be Hollywood's biggest circle-jerk. If you can think of anything worse than actors giving other actors awards for being actors, then I'm sure I'd hate that too.

Thankfully, this night of Hollywood ego-stroking is on the TNT and TBS networks, which pretty much means no one is actually going to see them. Kind of ironic putting the Screen Actors Guild Awards on a screen no one watches.

Of course, for all the annoying award show prattle, the SAG awards do bring out the stars, and their fashionable attire. After the jump you'll find Anne Hathaway, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria, Katherine Heigl, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Heather Graham, and many, many more. 218 pictures in total, to be exact.

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

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Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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Is Abbie Cornish the Reason why Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split?

03:25 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Reese Witherspoon

It probably isn't most people's first choice as the way to achieve widespread fame and recognition, but being the other woman in a celebrity relationship meltdown is as good a way as any to get your name out there. So, Abbie Cornish, welcome to the spotlight.

Pink is the New Blog, reveals that Ryan Phillippe was seen cheating on Reese Witherspoon with his Stop Loss costar, Australian cutie, Abbie Cornish.

My friends and I went to Kenichi in downtown Austin on Tuesday night and sat 2 tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese). The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table and as we left could see them clearly making out behind the partition.

And according to The National Enquirer, Reese found Ryan's blackberry with some very incriminating messages on it.

Reese discovered Ryan's messages when she accompanied him to New York for the premiere of his movie "Flags of Our Fathers" on Oct. 16.

At the premiere the couple smiled and posed for photos together, "but when they got back to the hotel, Reese found Ryan's BlackBerry, which he'd carelessly left in the bathroom — and she read it," said the source.

"Ryan was caught red-handed. All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written to the other woman."

So, is it true? Probably. Does it matter? Maybe if you care about these kinds of things. All I know is, Abbie Cornish is about to become the new Sienna Miller, and at least Ryan won't be sleeping alone...

Here's Abbie Cornish and Ryan Phillippe on the set of their film.

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Reese Witherspoon is Soon to be Single

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Don't Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe look happy? Actually, no, they don't, and for good reason. TMZ has recevied confirmation that Reese, and husband of seven years, Ryan are separating. It also looks like Reese has gone out and spoken with divorce lawyers too.

We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.

All things considered, though, these two made it really far by Hollywood standards. I'm pretty sure that celebrity marriages work on the same principle as dog years, so for every one year of regular human marriage, a celebrity marriage actually experiences seven years. So, by that math, Reese and Ryan made it almost 50 years together. Now that's something to be proud of.

Anyway, now that Reese is about to be single, there's only one thing to say: I got dibs.

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2006 Teen Choice Awards Mega Picture Post

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I feel dirty. I watched the 2006 Teen Choice Awards, and I really wish I could get those two hours of my life back. As if the lame speeches, and crap performances weren't enough, every other second was a bombardment of prduct placement and album plugs. If I have to hear another over-produced, under-talented "artist" ever so unsubtly announce when their record is "dropping" (like the piece of shit it is), I swear I'll fly down to Hollywood and mame them.

But as if all that wasn't bad enough, as if watching the youth of today succumb to the incessant dumbing down of pop culture turning their impressionable minds into mush, the producers of that retarded award show had to go and do the unspeakable. They let Kevin Federline perform. Of course, he was as shitty as you'd expect him to be, but for just having to sit through it, I feel like I'm already losing brain cells.

Sure it was my fault, I could have changed the channel, or even turned off the TV, but no, I had to sit and watch. So, yeah, I feel dirty. I feel unclean.

And now you can too. If you happened to miss it, watch the video, and laugh, at Kevin Federline's debut at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards.

Video: Kevin Federline performs at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards

And just so you don't feel bad, there are 174 pictures after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon Isn't Pregnant, She's Mad

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Okay, for the record (and so nobody sues me), I am not saying that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, has a "baby bump," looks fat, or in any other way looks like anything but her regular, super cute self.

So why am I being so nice to Reese when there's few things I like more than taking celebrities down a peg? Well, according to TMZ, Star Magazine claimed that Reese Witherspoon was pregnant, and then she sued there asses, so I'm keeping my mouth shut.

In the lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, the Academy Award-winning actress claims the magazine published a false story that she was pregnant "in a callous effort to boost the tabloid's sagging sales."

"Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story," the lawsuit says, "the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a 'baby bump' and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing 'Empire-waist dresses,' 'baggy clothing,' or an 'old-fashioned 1920's bathing suit.'"

Reese also alleges in the suit that "this fabricated tall tale was brazenly published as a prominent and conspicuous cover story for the purpose of garnering the maximum attention to the tabloid..."

The lawsuit claims the story was a violation of Reese's privacy and portrays her in a false light. It seeks unspecified damages.

Now, again, I'm not saying nothin' about no bumps and whatnot, but Reese is wearing a pretty baggy shirt (white), and her dress does have an Empire-waist (blue). So, does that mean she's pregnant? Well, you'll just have to decide for yourself, cuz I ain't sayin' shit.

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78th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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Well, the 78th Annual Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars are only an hour and a half old, but Egotastic! already has all your Oscar pictures from the red carpet runway.

I'm not live-blogging this thing, simply because when I tried to last time at the Golden Globes, I nearly died of "exhaustion." At any rate, it's not terrible so far, John Stewart is pretty good, and the speeches have been short. Then again, I've been getting all your Oscar pictures ready, so I've had other things to occupy my attention. I'm sure if I was just sitting there watching the show, I'd have taken my own life by now. Hit Defamer, if you want some flavourful live Oscar commentary.

And speaking of pictures, check out all 189 Oscar Award pictures after the jump, and stay tuned for the full list of winners.

Update: Crash won Best Picture, not Brokeback Mountain. Also, a song about Pimps won best song. I really think that's all you need to know, but here's the full list of Oscar winners.

Second Update: Check out the pictures from the After-parties, starting with the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

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Sienna Miller Topless Pictures from Vanity Fair - Plus Others

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It looks like Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue wasn't a total loss after all. Besides having a nude Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley on the cover, Sienna Miller is topless as well. And there's none of that strategic covering, either. No, she shows the goods, because she knows she needs all the exposure she can get right now. Also, she's no stranger to "getting her kit off" as the Brits say. Kit or no kit, though, she's always tops in my book, but topless is always better.

Appearing alongside the Sienna Miller topless pictures are Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschanel, Michelle Monaghan, Rosamund Pike, Pamela Anderson & Mamie Van Doren, Joy Bryant, and Michelle Yeoh, however, they keep their clothes on.

The rest of pictures are after the jump.

Update - June 6, 2006: Check out Sienna Miller topless pictures from the beach

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