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Paris Hilton’s Breasts are Fake
If you've seen any pictures of Paris Hilton recently, you've probably noticed that her breasts appear noticably bigger, but the reason for that newly enhanced appearance has been a mystery. Until now that is. The truth is that Paris Hilton's breasts are fake!
Well, Fake Body, that is. Paris Hilton actually owes her new-found figure to a new line of Victoria's Secret bras aptly named "Fake Body," after the most fake celebrity ever. Paris is also "designing" the new line, and has been wearing the bra "secretly" to generate buzz. As much as I hate to say it, it looks like she did just that.
Of course, those bras are probably lined with enough silicone "chicken cutlets" to feed an army of robots, because, as we all know, Paris Hilton's real breasts aren't big at all. I wouldn't be surprised if the bra itself weighs a good five pounds. Then again, Paris Hilton would probably wear a radioactive bra if it got her more attention. So, who's working on that one?
More pictures of Paris Hilton's fake cleavage after the jump.
Update: I got fooled. This story was actually an April Fool's joke thought up by the wonderful gals over at PopSugar.
Photo credit: Splash