Use enough Photoshop, and anyone can look decent. Even Paris Hilton, it would seem. Put a picture of Paris Hilton topless on the cover of your magazine, and you might actually sell a few copies. Though I wouldn't bet on it. Anyway, I've never heard of 944 magazine, and I wish I never heard of Paris Hilton, so it seems like they're a perfect match. At least it's Paris Hilton in a bikini (or is that her underwear?), and not acting like a drunk slut at some Vegas party. See? She can act.
Also, is Paris Hilton doing the pee-pee dance, or what?