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It's pretty hard to have your Christmas ruined if you don't celebrate the holiday, so, thankfully, I'm safe. As for the rest of you, here's some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures, including a close up of her crotch, to get you all Grinched up.
I know, it's probably not what you wanted to wake up to on your Christmas morn', but why are you even at your computer in the first place? You should be opening presents, spending time with family, and getting all cheery and shit. I really can't be held accountable if your priorities are completely fucked up.
That being said, I obviously don't have anything better to do either, so thanks for stopping by, and Happy Holidays once again. And for all you folks out there who couldn't give a crap about Christmas, or any other holiday for that matter, please disregard the above message.
Now here are those Paris Hilton bikini pics I told you about. They even include a near miss of a Paris Hilton nipple slip, what with her breast half hanging out of her bikini top. Does that count as a Christmas miracle?
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