Pamela Anderson's Boobs Are Made in the USA

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If you care at all about what Pamela Anderson has to say, you can pick up the July/August '08 issue of Radar magazine. Of course, I haven't met a single person in my life who actually cares about what Pam has to say.

If you care about how big Pam's boobs have gotten, or what slutty pose she's striking, then you can also pick up the July/August '08 issue of Radar magazine, because you know no matter what Pam has to say, she'll say it while doing something slutty.

Pam dons the requisite American flag bikini, I suppose to celebrate that she's now an American citizen. Well, I think I speak on behalf of Canadian's everywhere when I say: You can keep her.

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Pamela Anderson's Nipples Go to Montreal

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Pamela Anderson showed up in my hometown of Montreal for Douchefest '08, aka the Grand Prix Formula 1 race. She was the celebrity guest at a club called Opera, which is the douchiest of clubs in the whole city. Obviously, Pam was paid for her appearance (that's how these things work), but the real question is whether Pamela Anderson's nipples got paid too, or if those were just "value adds," as they say in the biz.

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Pamela Anderson's Upskirt is Unstoppable

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Pamela Anderson might want to find a longer dress. Then again, Pamela Anderson might want to find smaller breast implants. But that just wouldn't be the Pam we know, now would it. These Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures are pretty much a testament to the Pam we know and love (?). It would be like Paris Hilton not making sex tapes, or not having Herpes. It just wouldn't be right.

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The Mystery of Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures

10:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

I don't know what it is about Pamela Anderson in a bikini. I haven't found her attractive since I was 14 when didn't know any better, yet there is still some strange compulsion to post these Pamela Anderson bikini pictures. I think perhaps its a strange fascination with just how imcredibly fake she is, or maybe I just keep hoping that one of those airbags she has for breasts will just suddenly pop.

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Pamela Anderson: Bikinis and Boos

12:29 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

Not booze. Boos. That's what Pamela Anderson got from the paparazzi in Cannes this weekend after making them wait for her arrival for over an hour. Though, I'm sure there was booze around very close by. CNN reports on the unhappy reception that greeted Pam on the red carpet.

Photographers got their own back on U.S. television star Pamela Anderson, who kept them waiting for more than an hour at a photo opportunity to promote her latest movie "Blonde and Blonder" and then only stayed two minutes to be snapped.

The photographers booed the former Playboy bunny and "Baywatch" star as she left.

She obviously did not warn starlet Jessica Simpson about the mood of the media along the Croisette. The 26-year-old, in town to promote the yet-to-be-shot "Major Movie Star", was 90 minutes late for an evening event. This time the press was more polite.

While in Cannes, Pam also took advantage of the nice weather for a bikini photoshoot. Pam is way past her prime, but she paid for those fake breasts, and damn it, she's gonna use 'em!

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Is a Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Still Interesting?

12:06 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

I'm pretty sure that everyone in the world has seen Pamela Anderson's nipples. Yes, everyone. Even starving children in Darfour. What do you mean they don't have Internet? Everyone has Internet. Oh shut up.

As I was saying, Pamela Anderson's nipples are fairly ubiquitous, what with her being in Playboy a bazillion times, having a sex tape on the Internet, and just being generally slutty. So the real question is whether a Pamela Anderson nipple slip really qualifies as news.

Then again, I'm not sure anything on this blog qualifies as news, so why not post a Pamela Anderson nipple slip? Oh the philosopical questions I face.

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Scarlett Johansson Naked in Playboy? That's What Pamela Anderson Wants

12:41 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

Okay, everybody give Pamela Anderson a round of applause, because she just said the smartest thing in the whole world ever. According to Actress Archives, Anderson said that she would love to see Scarlett Johansson naked in Playboy magazine, and if that isn't the best idea ever, I don't know what is.

Scarlett Johansson would definitely be my number one choice. But I doubt she would agree to do it.

On the other hand it's kind of cool to be on the cover of Playboy, but on the other hand, for many actresses, it's not at all.

But seriously, Pamela Anderson is officially a genius. Then again, I've been asking to see Scarlett Johansson naked for years, so what does that make me? Probably desperate.

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Did Pamela Anderson's Baywatch Swimsuit Get Smaller, or Did Her Breasts Get Bigger?

02:15 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

No, you haven't entered a time warp, and it isn't 1992 all over again, so just relax. The reason that Pamela Anderson is back in her Baywatch swimsuit is because she is filming scenes for the new Baywatch movie DirectTV commercials.

Of course, some things have changed quite a bit since the Nineties. Namely, Pamela Anderson's breasts. Literally. She gets those things rotated more often than my tires. In fact, I doubt these new titanium models she has in now will even bounce at all when she hits the beach running.

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Pamela Anderson's Breasts Defy the Laws of Physics

11:18 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

Okay, first things first. I am not posting these Pamela Anderson bikini pictures because I think she is attractive. In fact, quite the opposite. Think of this more as a cautionary tale for those seeking to have breast enlargement surgery.

I don't quite understand the physics behind it, but I'm pretty sure that when they put in her breast impants, they must have also put Titanium rods in Pamela Anderson's back, in order to keep her tiny frame from snapping in half.

Now, I know I said yesterday that those Charlotte Church bikini pictures were unfortunate, but I'd like to take that back. At least you know she's all real.

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This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoidable

04:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Pamela Anderson

In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all. But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.

Whereas a Britney Spears upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or even a Linsday Lohan upskirt, could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.

You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long. It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.

But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

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