So, do you remember that scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer, in which Mike Myers, playing the father of the main character, goes off on a tirade about the five wealthiest groups of people in the world, naming The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and "The Collonel"? Well, Natalie Portman is dating one of the Rothschilds. Nathaniel de Rothschild, to be precise.
Natalie and Nat, a British financier, and 35-year-old heir to the Â£500 Million pound (that's $1 Billion) Rothschild Jewish banking fortune, were spotted going out to dinner earlier this week at Wilton's restaurant in London, reports Life Style Extra.
The pair went to great lengths to avoid being photographed and arrived at the restaurant separately.
A source told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "A casually dressed Natalie and a female friend pulled up in a chauffeured car at about 9pm and went into the restaurant. Nat arrived on foot five minutes later."
Natalie, 25, who is in London making 'The Other Boleyn Girl', stayed at the restaurant for more than three hours and left with Nat.
The source added: "After three hours, Natalie came out with her pal, who was holding hands with Nat's friend. Then Nat ran down the street, jumped in next to Natalie and they drove off."
Well, if you thought it was tough competition trying to compete for Natalie Portman's affections with the likes of Gael Garcia Bernal, who's rich, good looking and famous, just try competing with Nat Rotschild, one of the most elligible bachelors in the world.
Alright, he may not be that good looking, but a billion dollars automatically gives you at least one hundred bonus points. Or, 1 Billion bonus points actually. Plus, he's Jewish, so, yeah, good luck with that.