It doesn't take much to make me happy. A little alliteration and a few new pictures of Natalie Portman in a nice dress will pretty much do the trick.
Of course, it wouldn't kill Natalie to crack a smile more than once. I don't know, maybe the photographer said something innappropriate, or maybe her fancy purple dress was itchy. But come on, Natalie, you're an actress. Can't you act happy?