Aww... Why is Natalie Portman looking so blue. Maybe she's jealous of Jessica Simpson's big breasts, but that's really the face of someone who's just seen something awful. I bet she just saw those new pictures of Britney Spears' pussy. Yeah, that's probably it. That'll put a frown on anyone's face.
Look on the bright side, Natalie, even when you're sad, you're still the most beautiful girl in the world. And frankly, I think Jessica Simpson's breasts would just look really weird on you.
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