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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Natalie Portman Is Boring
While Lindsay Lohan is flashing her crotch, and Paris Hilton is crying over not getting into a club, Natalie Portman is visiting war victims.
It's boring.
Doesn't Natalie know that all people want to read about is rocky relationships, drunken debauchery, and the all-important nipple slip?
Instead of hooking up with random D-listers, or feuding with other starlets, Natalie Portman is spending her time bringing happiness into the lives of others, and raising awareness of global issues.
It's boring.
Natalie Portman is a good person, and it's boring.