Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex - Angry, Aggressive Sex

01:23 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

On the list of all time sexual fantasies, you'd be hard pressed to top Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis having angry, aggressive sex, and that's just what we're going to see in their next movie Black Swan, directed by Darren Aronofsky. Yes, that's right, not only is there a sex scene, but it's an "angry, aggressive sex" scene, reports ScriptShadow, a script review blog.

...Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.

Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010.

So, set your countdown clocks a-runnin', because there is officially no more hotly anticipated movie than Black Swan. Now, if they could just find a place for Megan Fox, and turn it into an angry, aggressive Lesbian threesome, well, I think that would be the crowning achievement of our civilization.

There's no word on whether the sex scenes will show Natalie or Mila nude, but given Natalie Portman's steadily increasing penchant for stripping down, a little collective prayer couldn't hurt. And speaking of Natalie Portman nude, here are her best skin scenes thus far, for Hotel Chevalier, and Closer.

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Natalie Portman Flashes Her Ass

12:17 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

I don't know why Natalie Portman is attacking a couple of kids on the set of her new movie Hesher, but I don't really care, because I can see Natalie Portman's ass! I also don't know if Natalie flashing her ass in pink panties is actually in the script, or just a happy accident, but I don't really care, because I can see Natalie Portman's ass! Did I mention that you can see Natalie Portman's ass?

Coming hot on the heals of the recent Natalie Portman nipple slip, it starts to make you wonder if we're finally seeing a new side of Natalie Portman. I guess we are: Her back side!

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Natalie Portman Nipple Slip!!! Sort Of!!!

01:03 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Full disclosure: What we have here isn't exactly what you'd call a full Natalie Portman nipple slip, but you can see a bit of nipple, and frankly, that's more than good enough for me. After all, we are talking about Natalie Portman here. Natalie decided to be a little daring with her dress at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night in Washington, and well, her gamble paid off... For us. You're welcome.

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81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

03:31 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Natalie Portman Loves Sex

11:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

So here's a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn't understand celibacy. That's right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can't understand not having any, reports Page Six.

At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

Yup, just when you thought she couldn't get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can't live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it's nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.

And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here's a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman's nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier.

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Natalie Portman is Still Ridiculously Beautiful

02:17 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is in Cannes for the Film Festival, and attended the premiere for Blindness. She's not in the movie, so I'm not sure why she was walking the red carpet, but I'm glad she was, because she looked stunning as always. My brain generally turns to Jell-O when Natalie gets all dolled up, and that seems to be the case right now, because the only thing I can really think to say is: Pretty....

Update: Turns out Natalie's on the jury this year at Cannes, so hopefully we'll be seeing a lot more of her.

More pretty pictures of the very pretty Natalie Portman after the jump.

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Natalie Portman Got Peed On

11:55 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman got peed on. (Bigger Pic)

Jodie Marsh is proud of her new fake boobs. (DListed)

Is this Lindsay Lohan's Facebook page? (Gawker)

Avril Lavigne was a dork in High School. (CollegeHumor)

Rihanna looks like a glow in the dark S&M doll. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paris and Nicky Hilton on double date duty. (PopSugar)

Hilary Duff does short shorts and cowboy boots. Nice. (Popoholic)

This is what happens when Lindsay Lohan gets too drunk. (CityRag)

Also, this is what happens when Lindsay Lohan gets drunk. (Defamer)

Heidi and Spencer go out for dinner, pose for paparazzi. (Just Jared)

Debbie Gibson has a stalker. (IDLYITW)

It's official, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married. (A Socialite's Life)

Foxy Brown goes to church. (Hollywood Rag)

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Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart: Hot Chick with Douchebag

09:52 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

There's this site I like, called Hot Chicks With Douchebags. It's funny. Well, here's my humble submission to the ever-growing list of hot chicks with douchebags: Natalie Portman and her new boyfriend (oh God, I really hope not), Devendra Banhart. Aside from being a hairy, hippie douchebag, with douchebaggy glasses, he's also a musician, supposedly, though what else could you really be when you look like that.

Natalie is starring in his next music video, and he did a song for her charity album, so it could just be business, but from the way they're walking, I'd say she's fallen for his sensitive singer-songwriter bullshit. I bet his songs are the musical equivalent of axe body spray. Oh, wait, I forgot, he's a hippie, so he probably doesn't use deodorant.

Photo credit: Flynet

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Natalie Portman: Hot Blonde

12:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

It's no secret that I think Natalie Portman is one of the most beautifulest girls in the history of ever, so this post might be a bit biased, but how hot does Natalie Portman look with blonde hair in the new issue of Elle magazine? Even in black and white, Natalie's blonde locks are super sexy, and I certainly can't get enough.

If you'd like more of Natalie Portman as a blonde, check out these fine posts:

Natalie Portman Goes Blonde (and Nippy)
Natalie Portman Has Big Fake Breasts

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Natalie Portman is Bringing Star Wars Sexy Back

12:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Natalie Portman

Whoa! What's going on here? Is Natalie Portman shooting new scenes for Star Wars!? No. She's not. Though I wish she was. Actually, she's shooting scenes for New York, I Love You, the follow-up to Paris, je t'aime. Why she's wearing that Indian-style make-up, I'm not sure, because her character in the film is an Orthodox Jew. Whatever's going on, all I know is Natalie looks amazing, and I'm having flashbacks to The Phantom Menace.

On a side note, Natalie's segment of New York, I Love You, is being directed by Scarlett Johansson. Sure, they may not be on screen together, but like I've said before, any Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson team-up is fine by me.

Update: Turns out Natalie's make-up could be for her new film Kosher Vegetarian, in which Natalie Plays a Jewish girl who falls in love with an Indian man (dots, not feathers), though I'm not 100% sure about that.

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