81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

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So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I'm just glad that for once I didn't stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don't really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I've got to say, though, this year's Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the "OMG, WTF is she wearing" column, you'll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker's cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here's a taste of the over 150 pictures you'll find after the jump.

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Naomi Watts Naked on the Balcony

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I don't know if this a new trend or not, but it seems that public nudity is becoming all the rage in films these days. First we had Halle Berry topless in public shooting scenes for her movie, and now we have Naomi Watts naked outdoors while filming her new movie Mother and Child, in Marina Del Rey, California. I don't what the scene is about, but apparently it involves Naomi Watts taking off her robe on a balcony. And what's more, Naomi is looking pretty good, having just given birth in December.

Update: Now we've got a lot more pictures of Naomi Watts naked, and they are Hi-Res!

Photo credit: Coqueran/MAYER PHOTO

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2007 Fashion Institute Gala Mega Picture Post

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It's been a while since the last Mega Picture Post here on Egotastic!, but last night's Fashion Institute Gala in New York definitely qualifies for this special treatment.

There are about a Bazillion pictures after the jump (actually it's more like 187 pictures or something), so you'll want to check them all out. Attendees included Cameron Diaz, Cate Blanchett (looking skeletal), Christina Ricci, Claudia Schiffer (looking like she hasn't aged a day), Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Simpson (looking super busty in her own post), Kate Bosworth, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst (looking more fug than ever), Lindsay Lohan (showing Side Boob in her own post), Lucy Liu, The Olsen Twins, Petra Nemcova, Scarlett Johansson, and many more.

Check out all the pictures

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79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 2

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Some of the highlights of the Oscars this year included Al Gore being "cut off" during his "announcement," Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Copolla making fun of George Lucas, and Martin Scorcese finally winning an Oscar, if for no other reason than maybe his next movie won't have to be nominated.

But what made the show so good this time around was really that there were lots of moments throughout the show that kept it moving, and kept it fun. I won't go into the rest of it, though, because you're just here for all the beautiful women who came out for the big night.

Just a few of the names that fall in K-Z category are Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts (looking rather pregnant), Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Reese Witherspoon, and Japanese cutie, Rinko Kikuchi.

Again, here's just a taste, with the rest after the jump, and if you missed it, don't forget about the 79th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post Part 2

12:00 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Here's Part 2 of this year's Golden Globes Mega Picture Post. It's pretty much a lot more of the same stuff, but specifically K - Z. Lots of pretty ladies in expensive dresses. What can you really say?

Well, you can say that Salma Hayek's cleavage is pretty fantastic, and that it looks like Reese Witherspoon hasn't eaten since she filed for divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But were not here for talking, were here for gawking, so hit up all the pictures after the jump. And if you missed them, A - J, can be found in the 64th Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post - Part 1.

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Naomi Watts to Raise AIDS Awareness

12:12 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Well, you can now add another celebrity to the list of stars doing not really that much to help the world. Naomi Watts has been named as a special United Nations envoy on HIV/AIDS, according to Yahoo! News, and has recently joined a UNAIDS mission to Zambia where she visited clinics, hospitals, schools and shelters.

UNAIDS said that in the role, Watts would "use her talent and profile to raise AIDS awareness and give greater voice to the needs of people living with HIV worldwide."

Watts said she was "humbled and inspired" by those she met.

"I only hope that, as a UNAIDS Special Representative, I can do my small part to raise AIDS awareness and to encourage greater international support for the vital work being done on the ground," she said in a statement.

Now, don't get me wrong, I think it's good that celebrities try to do their best, but this is really just a way for the UN to show that it's trying to raise awareness for AIDS, rather than actually raising awareness. Though I guess it does raise awareness indirectly. Ultimitely, it's a PR stunt, but I guess, as PR stunts go, it's as noble as they get.

Of course, if Naomi Watts really wants to raise awareness for AIDS, I think wearing see-through shirts like this one could be a good starting point. Because as everyone knows, nipples are a great way of getting attention. She may not raise awareness, but she'll definitely raise something.

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Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber Dunzo?

01:56 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Looks like the happy couple of Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber may not be so happy anymore. According to The New York Daily News' Rush and Molloy, the two have been going their separate ways.

"He's been telling people he's having 'girlfriend trouble,'" a source tells us. "She's been telling people to keep an eye out for new boyfriends."

But lately, Watts is said to have confided that she's finding him a tad too controlling.

Even though "King Kong" put her on Hollywood's A-list, "He wants her to stop working entirely and have a baby," claims a source. "He wants to review all her script offers. He even likes her to look a certain way."

Obviously, their publicists are denying any split. So who should we believe? An unnamed source, or a payed lacky? Conundrum! One thing I do know for sure is that Naomi Watts looks amazing for a woman of almost 40-years-old. Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. Hottie!

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Mega Picture Post

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While everybody else is going crazy over the act that Brokeback Mountain lost the Best Picture award, I really couldn't care less. I think it's amazing how Hollywood has convinced us that these awards shows matter in way at all, but they have, so you have to at least give them credit for that.

No, I think award shows are ridiculous, and they invariably suck. Thankfully, award shows also mean parties, and parties mean more pictures of hot celebrities in sexy dresses. It's crazy how these actresses manage to change from one dress to another so quickly. It's almost like Clark Kent ripping off one evening gown, to reveal Superman dressed in another gown underneath. How's that for Brokeback!?

My personal favourite in this bunch is Kate Bosworth, but you can check out all the lovelies this year from the Vanity Fair Oscar Party after the jump, and stay tuned for more Oscar party pictures on the way.

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78th Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

09:22 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Well, the 78th Annual Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars are only an hour and a half old, but Egotastic! already has all your Oscar pictures from the red carpet runway.

I'm not live-blogging this thing, simply because when I tried to last time at the Golden Globes, I nearly died of "exhaustion." At any rate, it's not terrible so far, John Stewart is pretty good, and the speeches have been short. Then again, I've been getting all your Oscar pictures ready, so I've had other things to occupy my attention. I'm sure if I was just sitting there watching the show, I'd have taken my own life by now. Hit Defamer, if you want some flavourful live Oscar commentary.

And speaking of pictures, check out all 189 Oscar Award pictures after the jump, and stay tuned for the full list of winners.

Update: Crash won Best Picture, not Brokeback Mountain. Also, a song about Pimps won best song. I really think that's all you need to know, but here's the full list of Oscar winners.

Second Update: Check out the pictures from the After-parties, starting with the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

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Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures

08:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Naomi Watts

Um, yeah... You're probably noticing a pattern today. As if the Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst bikini posts weren't enough, Naomi Watts was bikini-ing it up at Bondi beach in Sydney, Australia yesterday. I think she's a little self-conscious about something, though, since she's covering up quite a bit with those ridiculous swimming shorts. All I know is, these bikini posts are making me really annoyed that it's so ridiculously cold outside my appartment right now. Granted, if it was warm, I would probably still be in front of this computer screen...

Update: Observant reader, Milli, points out that these pictures are actually from last year. But, that doesn't really bother me so much.

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