Sure, everybody thinks your job at Egotastic! is such a piece of cake. Your friends work as accountants and dental hygienists and love to rib you about you going to work in weed t-shirts. You have no accurate bubble to pencil when you're taking industry surveys or filling out your taxes Your girlfriend's dad asks you when you're going to get a real job (to which one of these days you're going to say, 'Ask you daughter, she's the one with the hangup') But nobody knows about the long hours spent ogling pictures like this Miley Cyrus concert picture because there just might be a thing. Is there a thing? Do you see a thing? Can I enjoy? I think not. Not yet. My work is never done.
(Shoutout to Egotastic! reader 'Ram' for perplexing the hell out of us.)