Okay, it's actually, nineteen days. But we're getting close, oh, so close. Look, I'm sorry that Miley Cyrus just found out that dad is divorcing mom maybe because mom was knocking boots with Bret Michaels, I know how upset I was when I found out my mom was backstaging with the bass player from Winger back in the day. Still, I think we're looking at a 90% chance of drunken debauchery and slips up the wazoo in and around the 18th birthday.
For now, we'll just have to settle for underaged Miley teasing and flashing, as in her recently released Who Owns My Heart music video, where she's getting all kinds of half-naked in preparation for her upcoming age of consent date. Enjoy.
(Auditory warning: Miley sings in this video!)
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