Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Butterface

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I'm a little conflicted about posting these Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures. From the neck down, she looks great (although maybe a bit big in the arms). But from the neck up, well, lets just say I'm not looking at anything above her face.

You see, Michelle Rodriguez is a butterface. If you're a little confused, let me explain. I like everything about her, but her face. If you ask me, it looks like Michelle got into one too many street brawls. But you didn't hear that from me, because I'm sure she'd kick my ass at the drop of a hat. Calling her a butterface probably isn't helping my case either.

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Michelle Rodriguez's Bikini Line Needs a Wax

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So, I know that some women don't go for the whole "Brazilian" thing, and prefer the natural look, but Michelle Rodriguez has taken it to a whole new level. We've seen Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures before, but never before have we seen so much emerging from her bikini bottoms. To say she's got weeds down there is a bit of an understatement.

Actually, it's a very accurate statement, since sea weed is exactly what Michelle Rodriguez has coming out of her bikini bottoms. I'm not sure what exactly is going on here, but I really hope that condition is curable. No wonder she's wearing that sarong, though. I mean, would you want the whole world to see your "lady garden"? And what a garden it is.

Michelle, I know you like the whole "tough girl" image, and maybe now that you're out of the closet, you feel like you can be your true self, but remember, hygiene is important too.

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Out of Jail... Again

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Okay, if you're ever planning on breaking the law, and you think you might end up doing jail time, here's a tip for you: become a celebrity. We already know celebs get ton of free crap, even though they can afford pretty much anything, but now, they're getting what amounts to real life get-out-of-jail-free cards. Well, at Michelle Rodriguez is. Yup, according to People magazine, Michelle's latest 60-day jail sentence was over and done with in a little over four hours.

Call it a lucky break for Michelle Rodriguez: The former Lost actress was released from Los Angeles County Jail on Thursday after serving a mere four hours and 20 minutes of her two-month jail sentence.

"Needless to say, our prosecutors are not happy about this," says a spokesperson for the L.A. City Attorney's office. "But the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding."

Rodriguez, 27, must perform 30 days of community service and is on two years probation.

The night of her release, the actress was spotted at the Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel, and on Monday night at the Hollywood club Shag.

"Michelle's happy with the way things turned out," her friend, designer Anand Jon, tells PEOPLE. "She knows this wasn't a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. Michelle's taken responsibility for the past and now she's ready to focus on her career."

Actually, it was a literal get-out-of-jail-free card. That's what it's called when you get out of jail, for free. But you know what the real kicker is? These pictures of Michelle Rodriguez were taken at the Ultimate Fighting Championship. I guess if you can't get that up-close-and-personal prison violence, a no-holds-barred ring match is the next best thing.

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Michelle Rodriguez is Leaving the Country

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Embattled former Lost star, Michelle Rodriguez has had her fair share of drama lately, what with the drunk driving, the going to jail, and the going to jail again. So how is Michelle dealing with all this turmoil in her life? Well, according to TMZ, she's going to suck it up, do her jail time, and then get the hell out of dodge. That's right, Michelle Rodriguez said she's leaving the country.

I'm moving to France. You know, people don't bother you there. I do what I got to do. Then I leave the country and never come back.

Well, we'll miss you, Michelle. Well maybe not, but it won't be the same without you. I guess we'll just have to wait for Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton to get busted for drunk driving next. You know it's bound to happen.

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And for a little something different, here's Michelle Rodriguez looking rather soft, and girly, at a recent People magazine event, with a few more after the jump.

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Michelle Rodriguez Goes Back to Jail

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Well, it seems Michelle Rodriguez liked jail so much, she's going back for more. Not even two weeks ago, Michelle Rodriguez said jail is cool, and now People reports that Michelle was given a 60 day jail sentence for violating her existing probation with the drunk driving incident that previously sent her to jail for five days.

Judge Rex Heeseman, without fanfare, read off Rodriguez's other sanctions, including a 30-day alcohol rehabilitation program and an extension of her probation by two years. Her sentence is to start no later than May 31.

A solemn-looking Rodriguez and her attorneys left without making comment, but in New York City late last week, the actress told PEOPLE, "I'm a gypsy. I can see beauty in a jail cell."

It's a good thing she's crazy, and could probably kill you with her thumb, since for most actresses, jail would be a quick trip to the morgue. For Michelle it will probably be a nice change of pace, and who knows, maybe she'll come out with some helpful carjacking skills.

At any rate, from the looks of how chummy she is with Kristanna Loken, in these pictures, Michelle will probably enjoy two months of female company while behind bars. Not that there's anything wrong with that. No, nothing wrong with that at all.

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Michelle Rodriguez: "Jail is Cool"

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So just when you thought that Michelle Rodriguez couldn't get any scarier (and I know that's what you were thinking), it seems that, in fact, she can. We all know Michelle is "hard," as they say on the streets, but she is so tough, that she wasn't even scared by her recent jail term. According to Contact Music, she even thought jail was "cool."

"It was so cool. I love people, and it was a primal crew. The only thing that keeps them going is fighting for salt and making dice out of soap.

"It was an amazing experience. I wouldn't take it back for anything.

"I have a really good belief in destiny. It's, like, if I'm gonna be killed in there, I'm gonna be killed in there. But people were cool.

"I represent the people, you know what I mean? If somebody picks on me, they'll get what's coming. I didn't have to handle myself is what I'm saying. I had love in there. People got where I'm coming from."

Wow. This girl scares the crap out of me. I'm sure she also spent some of her time in jail making a blade out of her toothbrush. The reason she didn't get hassled in jail is not because she's a celebrity (albeit a minor one). No, the other inmates left her alone because they knew they'd end up in the infirmary if they didn't.

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Michelle Rodriguez Goes to Jail

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Well, I have to say, Michelle Rodriguez still scares me. I mean, this girl is hard. After pleading guilty to drunk driving, she was given the choice of performing community service, or going to jail. She chose jail. CNN also reports that her Lost co-star, Cynthia Watros, was fined, and sentenced to counselling and had her liscence suspended.

"I kind of have to get back to my life, go back to making some money," Rodriguez said outside the courtroom after pleading guilty to driving under the influence. "It kind of gave me a hard hit. ... I'm human."

The 27-year-old Rodriguez and cast member Cynthia Watros were both charged with drunken driving after they were pulled over December 1 in separate cars within 15 minutes of each other.

On Tuesday, the judge gave Rodriguez the option of jail time or community service. Carrying three books and dressed casually in a tank top and sweats, she surrendered to authorities at the Kaneohe District Court later in the day.

Choosing jail over community service was a "personal choice," said her attorney, Steve Barta.

"I would suspect that because she has a hard time even going out for a meal without being intruded upon for an autograph or photograph, it's really difficult for her to do community service," he said.

Watros, who plays Libby on the ABC castaway drama, pleaded guilty to drunken driving in January and was fined $312, ordered to undergo an alcohol assessment and 14 hours of counseling. She also had her license suspended for 90 days.

Of course, with prison comes the image of lonely women, locked up behind bars, and the mind wonders... Those showers can be a dangerous place. Which makes those Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures from a while back all the more interesting.

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"Lost" Stars Arrested for Drunk Driving

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People has learned that Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros of Lost, were arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. The two were driving in separate cars, and posted bail the next morning. Great, even more reason to be scared of Michelle Rodriguez:

This wouldn't be the first driving-related mishap for Rodriguez, who last year pleaded no contest to three misdemeanors (a hit and run, driving with a suspended license, and driving under the influence) stemming from two 2003 incidents in L.A. She was sentenced to 48 hours in jail, community service and treatment in a 30-day alcohol program.

Ironically, both Rodriguez and Watros were both featured in this week's TV Guide magazine.

Update: Woohoo! Here are the mugshots from the incident. Don't thek look sexy.

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures

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Michelle Rodriguez scares me. She plays the tough girl in all her roles, and I've never seen her un-tough in any interviews or anything. She's on Lost this year, and every time she's on screen I feel like she's gonna come through my TV and kick the shit out of me. Look at her, even on the beach, wearing a bikini, she's still playing with guns!

Scary. Hot, but scary.

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