I never thought that Megan Fox in sweat pants would be hotter than Megan Fox in a barely-there dress, but when those sweat pants are showing off some major Megan Fox Cameltoe, well, yeah, sweatpants FTW!
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Here's Megan Fox at one of her myriad Transformers premieres, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! does she look incredible. I don't think I've ever seen that much leg in my life. And hello! Someone's happy to see you, or is smuggling raisins in her shirt. One or the other, but I'm betting those are her nipples. It's official, Megan Fox is sex on a stick, and whoever's stick she's on, is a very, very lucky man.
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As promised, here's the rest of Megan Fox's crazy sexy photoshoot from the July issue of British GQ. It's getting difficult to come up with new adjectives to describe just how hot these Megan Fox bikini pictures are, but given that Megan's doing a Clark Kent / Superman opening the shirt thing in a few of these shots, I think "Super Sexy" is pretty fitting. Also fitting is Megan's quote where she says "My only job is to get up, take a shower, do my hair, and look attractive." Truer words were never spoken, because it's obvious she isn't getting paid to act.
Just in case you might have forgotten, or maybe had a lobotomy, here is a reminder that Megan Fox is still really hot, courtesy of British GQ. These are actually just previews of their upcoming July issue, which might just be a rehash of her last GQ shoot with Terry Richardson, but that's fine. If so, it will feature Megan Fox in a bikini (as shown in the video), so if you happen to forget how hot Megan Fox is after reading this, don't worry, you'll have another powerful reminder very soon.
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Megan Fox Bikini Video from GQ
That sound you just heard, that loud sudden compression of air, was the sound of your head exploding at the thought that Megan Fox is Bisexual. I hope I don't need to explain why your pants feel tighter... So yeah, Megan Fox is Bi, as in, she likes to have sex with girls. How do we know, well she said so in her interview with Esquire magazine.
"I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
None of that actually makes any sense, but at least she admits it. Of course, you can't read any of this, because your head exploded a minute or so back. Remember? Of course you don't. You have no head.
Here's Megan Fox topless, looking ridiculously hot in DT magazine, because we already posted Megan Fox looking ridiculously hot in Esquire.
We showed you Megan Fox's ridiculously hot Esquire video, and the low-res pictures that were released, but now we've got the full hi-res pics from the magazine, and holy crap, this is gonna be one you want to buy for the archives. It's really redundant to say it at this point, but I will anyways, because it's not like anything else I write isn't completely redundant: Megan Fox is ridiculously hot.
Just in case you weren't sure by now, Elle magazine is offering up more proof that Megan Fox is the hottest creature on the planet. It was already a foregone conclusion thanks to Megan Fox's ridiculously hot Esquire video, but it's always good to have our beliefs reaffirmed. Of course, it would be nice if Megan Fox was also a good actress, instead of a monotone sexpot. Still, details.
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If you don't know what the Red One camera is, it's pretty much the sickest, most bad-ass digital photo and video camera ever. It puts my Canon 5D Mark II (which is awesome, btw) to deep, sorrowful shame. And what better subject to shoot for the Red One's first shoot ever than Megan Fox rolling around in her bra and panties in bed, and hanging out by the pool in her shiny swimsuit (complete with camel toe)!? Yeah... Big thanks to Esquire for mating the worlds of HD photo/video and Megan Fox's ass.
Also, for those techies out there, the stills that appear in the magazine are actually frames pulled from the video they shot. The camera's that good. So if you had to choose: Megan Fox, or Red One? That's a tough call...
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In case you are wondering, yes, these pictures of Megan Fox in a corset from the set of Jonah Hex are real. They have not been Photoshopped. And if you are anything like me, you are wondering how the hell it's possible for her to have such a small waist. Well, let me explain it to you: This is proof that Megan Fox is not actually human, but rather an alien from a distant galaxy, sent here to enslave the human race with her beauty and terrible acting skills. Don't say you haven't been warned.
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Just in case you had your doubts about just how hot Megan Fox is, here she is in a tank top and the shortest of short shorts, and OH! MY! GOD! If she doesn't make your head explode, nothing will. Frankly, I'm impressed that Brian Austin Green's penis hasn't melted off already, due to the hotness. But really, that's the risk you take. And it would be worth it.
Not worth it: Penis melting off due to the Herpes of having sex with Paris Hilton.
Lots more Megan Fox hotness after the jump.
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