Mmm, weed. I mean, mmm, Mary Louise Parker. After marijuana becomes legal, so too must my unholy and nearly indescribable lust for the hot mom of Weeds. Not since the previously straight Meredith Baxter-Birney graced the cathode ray tubes of my living room have I been so smitten with any TV mom. Credit 'h magazine' for capturing the Mrs. Robinson qualities of Mary Louise Parker, in black little lacy things that make my THC-laden heart go pitter patter. Milf-licious. Enjoy.