If you're not excited for the new season of Weeds after seeing these Mary Louise Parker nude pictures from the new issue of Esquire magazine, well, I don't know what to tell you, because these are probably the sexiest pictures of Mary Louise Parker that I've ever seen. And did I mention she's naked? Yeah.
So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that's only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn't the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke's grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.
Of course, you don't care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You'll find over 200 pictures after the jump.
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The 60th Annual Emmy Awards were held last night, and I totally forgot they were on. Of course, I'm pretty damn sure I didn't miss anything. If you've seen one award show, you've seen them all, and been bored every time. Still, that doesn't mean I would neglect to post all the celebrities in their fancy dresses.
In attendence were all the regular TV hotties, but my personal favourites were Hayden Panettiere, Evangeline Lilly, Heidi Klum, January Jones, the mega-booblicious Christina Hendricks, a possibly augmented Julie Benz, an out-of-place, but still really cute Lauren Conrad, and the newly-MILF-tastic Kathleen Robertson, and her even awesomer then usual cleavage.
You'll find the full set of over 200 pictures, and lots more celebs, after the jump.
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So, I haven't watched Weeds since the beginning of Season 3, and now Season 4 is over. And you'd think, what with that Mary Louise Parker nude sex scene we saw earlier, I would have been watching more regularly. Well, it looks like they wanted to go for another ratings boost with the season finally last night, because we got another Mary Louise Parker nude scene.
It's a pretty short scene, but you do get to see Mary Louise Parker naked in the tub. Also, the guy in the scene says "I can see your boobies," which is pretty much exactly what I was thinking. Anyway, I guess it's time to catch up, and download me some bittorrents. Or maybe I'll just wait till the start of Season 5.
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Well it's about frickin' time! On this week's episode of Weeds, we finally got to see Mary Louise Parker nude in a very hot sex scene. Now, I'll admit, I haven't actually watched Weeds since the beginning of Season 3. It got slow, repetitive, and I just didn't care anymore. But if we'll be seeing more of Mary Louise Parker naked, they just got themselves another viewer (on BitTorrent).
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Mary Louise Parker Nude Video from Weeds
Mary Louise Parker isn't exactly what I'd call an Egotastic! regular, but she's definitely got what it takes to make the list (aside from any discernable cocaine addiction or issues with alcohol). Of course, when you take this ad for her show Weeds into account, which features Mary Louise Parker nude, wearing only a snake, and showing off her incredible, incredible ass (which I really hope hasn't been Photoshopped), not only has she made the list, but she gets major bonus points.
Now, you might think this is a pretty lowest-common-denominator way to get publicity for her show, and you'd be right, but the show is actually really good, so I'll forgive them. Though, I don't think I was ever mad that the show's producers asked Mary Louise Parker to get naked for their ad campaign. In fact, quite the opposite.
Click on the thumbnail for the full size pic, and that full size ass.
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