Marisa Miller Blogs, Does America's Next Top Model

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Oh Marisa Miller, why must you be so sexy? And why must you tease me so with these pictures from your blog? And why must you taunt me into watching the awfulness that is America's Next Top Model with a guest appearance? And why can't you just lock Tyra Banks in her dressing room, and just take over the show, and make it watchable again? And why am I writing as though you will ever be reading this?

Here are the Marisa Miller bikini pictures from her blog:

Marisa Miller bikini pictures from America's Next Top Model:

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Marisa Miller Salutes the Troops with her Amazing Ass

11:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

I'm more of a pacifist, but if takes a war to get Marisa Miller into a sexy 1940s style pin-up outfit to help support the military, then, baby, let's drop some bombs! But, seriously, whichever way you feel about war, it's important to remember that there are people making sacrifices. That being said, I think it would be a lot more effective if Marisa Miller supported the troops naked.

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Should Get the Nobel Prize for Hotness

12:24 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

These Marisa Miller bikini pictures are from the new Victoria's Secret swimwear catalogue, so this post is a little bit like cheating, but you can't argue with results. I think Victoria's Secret should get the Nobel Peace prize for putting women like Marisa Miller in bikinis, and then photographing them. And I think the guy who invented the bikini should get every Nobel Prize ever.

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More Marisa Miller Naked in the Bath

12:54 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

I don't know how you like to take a bath, but apparently, Marisa Miller likes to sit on top of the bath tub. But that's cool with me, because now we can see more of Marisa Miller naked in the bath (or on it - whatever). If these pictures look familiar, that's because they're from the book "Room 23" which we got a preview of in the August issue of GQ which we posted back in July, but there was only one picture of Marisa Miller naked in the bath at the time. Now we have four. Four is more than one. More is better.

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Marisa Miller in Lingerie Because Why Not?

11:12 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Here's Marisa Miller doing Victoria's Secret, or some other lingerie pictures. Honestly, I couldn't give a crap what brand of underwear she's wearing, just that she's wearing it, and nothing else.

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Marisa Miller Naked in the Bath

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Here's a pictures of Marisa Miller naked in the bath from the August issue of GQ Magazine. Personally, I think naked suits Marisa Miller. It's not a look that everyone can pull off, but Marisa does it quite well. The added touch of being wet and soapy also works. She should really try wearing that look out on the town sometime.

Also pictured in the magazine is Canadian (!) Supermodel Jessica Stam naked, and I just thought it would be rude to leave her out.

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Marisa Miller and her Supermodel Friends Are Also Sexy

07:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Yesterday, we brought you the pairing of Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith. Ostensibly, beauty and the beasts. Today we've got Marisa Miller and her Victoria's Secret Supermodel friends further proving that any douchebag can snag a Supermodel, so long as he is a douchebag with marginal musical talent (I'm looking at you Kanye West!), or a team of stylists to make it seem like he's got marginal musical talent (I'm looking at you Panic at the Disco!). Hell, I doubt having any musical talent matters, as long as you can act the part. Supermodels are pretty easy to fool, after all.

Check out more pictures of Marisa Miller's hot friends after the jump.

Note: Kanye West is musically talented (except for his last album), but his overwhelming douchebaggery completely negates any such talent, rendering him a massive, annoying, tool.

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Marisa Miller Bikini Hotness

11:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

2009 may already be one third over, but it's never too late to post these Marisa Miller bikini pictures from the 2009 Wurth calendar. In fact, I kind of feel like going back the past 10 years, and posting every picture of Marisa in a bikini that I can find. But I won't. Mainly because I'm lazy.

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

01:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

If you liked those Heidi Klum nude pictures taken by Russell James that we posted last week, then you might also like these Marisa Miller bikini pictures, also shot by Russell James. No, we don't get to see Marisa Miller naked, but we do get one shot where it's almost as if Marisa was topless. So there's that.

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Marisa Miller in a Bikini Too

11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

Noticing a trend? Yeah, well, I'm sure as hell not going to write about Britney Spears's new tour, so if that's what you're looking for, you can fuck right off. On the other hand, if you want to see hotties like Marisa Miller in bikinis, then you've come to the right place. And, frankly, if given the choice between Marisa Miller and Britney Spears, that's an easy choice every time. Shit, if given the choice between a slow painful, hot pokers in my eyes, electrodes on my testicles, death, that's an easy choice too.

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