While I'd prefer to see Marisa Miller wearing less, these shots from Vegas magazine are still pretty frickin' sexy. Obviously. I mean, when isn't Marisa Miller sexy? Never, that's when! And don't you forget it. Not sure why I just got overly agressive there. Maybe I shouldn't be eating cold pizza for breakfast.
Here's Marisa Miller topless in the March issue of GQ UK, and while I'd much prefer if she was facing forward, the view from the of her rear is pretty damn good too. Also in this photoshoot are some very sexy models you've probably never heard of including Tiiu Kuik, Liliana Dominguez, Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, and Maja Latinovic. I really need to start my own modelling agency, or something. This is getting ridiculous.
Link: Marisa Miller Topless with Other Topless Models in GQ UK
Oh to be a fly on the wall in Marisa Miller's dressing room. Oh to be a diamond on the bra on Marisa Miller's boobs. Basically, what I'm saying is that I wouldn't mind being a small spec of a thing, as long as I got an unobscured view of Marisa Miller naked, or close to it. Luckily, we've got some pervy photographer sneaking shots of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria's Secret runway show. Well done sir. Well done.
It's been a while since we've done a "mega post" but there's no better occassion than the Victoria's Secret Runway Show, which will air in December. Sadly, there's no Adriana Lima hotness, since she just gave birth, but all our other favourite hotties were there. Including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrossio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Selita Ebanks, Heidi Klum (a little past her prime), and my new crush, Maryna Linchuk.
Oh, and while Miranda Kerr looks awesomely chesty, that really is a testament to the power of the Victoria's Secret bra, because as you can see in the Miranda Kerr topless picture from the Pirelli 2010 calendar, she really doesn't have that much going on. She does have one hell of an ass, though.
Miranda Kerr
Marisa Miller
Doutzen Kroes
Candice Swanepoel
Maryna Linchuk
Alessandra Ambrosio
Ana Beatriz Barros
Selita Ebanks
Heidi Klum
It's kind of strange to think that you have to teach girls how to stand there and look hot in a bikini, but that's just what happened on America's Next Top Model last week when Supermodel Marisa Miller was brought on to teach the short girls how to pose in a bikini. Because it is rocket science, after all. Not that I'm complaining. It's just that sometimes people in the fashion industry, and especially Tyra, take themselves way too fucking seriously. That being said, Marisa Miller in a bikini should always be taken seriously.
Watch the Video:
Marisa Miller Bikini Video from America's Next Top Model
Oh Marisa Miller, why must you be so sexy? And why must you tease me so with these pictures from your blog? And why must you taunt me into watching the awfulness that is America's Next Top Model with a guest appearance? And why can't you just lock Tyra Banks in her dressing room, and just take over the show, and make it watchable again? And why am I writing as though you will ever be reading this?
Here are the Marisa Miller bikini pictures from her blog:
Marisa Miller bikini pictures from America's Next Top Model:
I'm more of a pacifist, but if takes a war to get Marisa Miller into a sexy 1940s style pin-up outfit to help support the military, then, baby, let's drop some bombs! But, seriously, whichever way you feel about war, it's important to remember that there are people making sacrifices. That being said, I think it would be a lot more effective if Marisa Miller supported the troops naked.
These Marisa Miller bikini pictures are from the new Victoria's Secret swimwear catalogue, so this post is a little bit like cheating, but you can't argue with results. I think Victoria's Secret should get the Nobel Peace prize for putting women like Marisa Miller in bikinis, and then photographing them. And I think the guy who invented the bikini should get every Nobel Prize ever.
Link: Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Should Get the Nobel Prize for Hotness
I don't know how you like to take a bath, but apparently, Marisa Miller likes to sit on top of the bath tub. But that's cool with me, because now we can see more of Marisa Miller naked in the bath (or on it - whatever). If these pictures look familiar, that's because they're from the book "Room 23" which we got a preview of in the August issue of GQ which we posted back in July, but there was only one picture of Marisa Miller naked in the bath at the time. Now we have four. Four is more than one. More is better.
Here's Marisa Miller doing Victoria's Secret, or some other lingerie pictures. Honestly, I couldn't give a crap what brand of underwear she's wearing, just that she's wearing it, and nothing else.
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